Challenge to Imaginary Idealist Bryan Appleyard:
Dear Mr. Appleyard,
Thank you for your thoughts regarding fat Americans. And for these additional words on the subject.
Let's cut to the chase and save all from the drudgery of the argument. I, Erin E. O'Brien, Genius, American, and Human Being, have happily photographed my ass and posted said pic on the Internet (see below). This untouched photo was taken 6 months ago with my shitty digital camera in my shitty out-of-date bathroom. I was 41 and have since turned 42.
I challenge you to take a photo of your glorious (and I daresay slim) British mounds and do the same. I, for one, can't wait to see them.
What I'm saying, sexy Brit daddio, is quit the talk and walk the walk.