Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Emergency share time, #5

Challenge to Imaginary Idealist Bryan Appleyard:

Dear Mr. Appleyard,

Thank you for your thoughts regarding fat Americans. And for these additional words on the subject.

Let's cut to the chase and save all from the drudgery of the argument. I, Erin E. O'Brien, Genius, American, and Human Being, have happily photographed my ass and posted said pic on the Internet (see below). This untouched photo was taken 6 months ago with my shitty digital camera in my shitty out-of-date bathroom. I was 41 and have since turned 42.

I challenge you to take a photo of your glorious (and I daresay slim) British mounds and do the same. I, for one, can't wait to see them.



What I'm saying, sexy Brit daddio, is quit the talk and walk the walk.

19 comments:

Hope Dangling said...

you go girl...that is one cute ass.

Bryan Appleyard said...

Cute indeed, but I must desist from over-exciting your readership by exposing mine.

Norm said...

Appeasement will get you nowhere, Mr Chamberlain. Drop'em!

*googles self for posterior -- i mean posterity*

CheekierMeSly said...

Erin, I join you in solidarity, tho' my keester is clothed in my offered pic. Mr. Appleyard, fo' shame! The gauntlet has been thrown, and you refuse to pick it up? Tsk, tsk.

Ms Baroque said...

Erin,m I'm glad you challenged Bryan and not his commenter, Duck.

I should say though sweetie that that is technically in fact a picture of your bikini bottoms...

kris said...

LOL!!!

Bryan can bite my ass as well.

Erin O'Brien said...

HD: You and I need to hop over the pond and teach those Brits a thing or two (or three).

Mr. Appleyard: Everytime I see your name "Bryan Appleyard," what I read is "Apple Barnyard." Remove your pants at once, please.

Norm: Dunno, he's got a pretty stiff ... um ... upper lip.

Cheeks: Nice post. How many Yanks will it take to get one Brit out of his knickers?

MsB: I poked around some of Appleyard's commenters and concluded you ought to get back stateside immediately if not sooner.
As for the undies, well ... I invite Mr. Appleyard to wrap himself in a Union Jack if he feels more comfy.

Kris: Welcome and be merry, and although we discourage biting here at the Owner's Manual, gentle nibbling is encouraged.

Denny Shane said...

I was thrilled to see you put on clean panties. ;)

Pam said...

Hey...you've got a bathroom mirror/medicine chest thingy just like mine.

Nice butt, btw. Not that I'm into female butts, you know. But I'm sure it's far more asthetically pleasing than Mr. Barnyard's dry, bony behind.

CheekierMeSly said...

Come *ON*, Sir Arse Barnyard. I know you are, but what am I? Am Erin? Am all of us? Ya pansy-arsed wanker! :-P

Valyna said...

I just wanna spank you.

Is that bad??

Jon said...

You should have picked the sexier undies babe. I love it just the same *smack*

Hedy De Vine said...

You are looking good back there, girl! And I have to say I love that you aren't wearing ho panties.

Erin O'Brien said...

Denny: If a girl's going to go out in front of the world in her undies, they should at least be fresh ones.

Pam: Guess we'll never know about the Brit's behind. Question now is, who's got more balls?

Cheek: Do you think this will get me knighted? The Brits could at least send me a fruit basket.

Valyna: Why, no, it's not bad at all. But me, I've been very bad. Very, very bad.

Jon: True, but these are the real deal. Sexy undies would be so effing predictable. Who shows off their regular undies? Me, of course.

Hedy: You get it. I'm showing off my utility underwear. Now that's showing off.

Richard Havers said...

Brilliant!

The ass and the idea.

whitenoise said...

As someone who's spent too much time in London, I'd suggest that you forget the butt and ask to see his teeth.

Seriously. Don't they have dental plans over there?

Erin O'Brien said...

Welcome Mr. Havers and you arrive with compliments in hand no less. I thank you and my ass thanks you.

WN: Maybe I should have asked about his mouth. That would have been the more polite end to start with ...

Carla said...

Well, you certainly have settled the argument of who's more fun. I'd invite you to a party any day! In any case, I noticed on the bar graph Mr Appleyard had linked to his post that the Brits really weren't that far behind the Yanks in terms of their "fatness." Cute butt.

Erin O'Brien said...

Carla. Butt I'd better wear pants to the party--at least for starters. Could get a little cagey if I show up like this, no?