Monday, March 05, 2007

Stupid things I own, vol. 11

12 comments:

Mone said...

I dont think anyone could walk with a shoe like this! Outch!!

Eve said...

What the fuck is that?

I mean, obviously a shoe but not REALLY a shoe shoe, right?

If so... I want a picture with that thing on your tootsie!!!~snicker~

Mongrel Porksword said...

I just want a picture of you, period.

If you're wearing that shoe in said picture, I definitely won't complain.

BV said...

I would use that for hammering nails into my wall.

wwwriter said...

Hey--you can raffle off the soup can next if the DVD thing isn't profitable...just a thought.

Dean said...

I looked and looked at this thing trying to figure out a: what the hell it was and b: what the hell it had to do with female ejaculation.

I think I've figured out a:, but I'm still working on b:. I'll get back to you when I'm less confused.

Erin O'Brien said...

Mone: If you carry enough helium balloons, you float a tiny bit and walking doesn't hurt at all.

Eve: Baby, it's just one of the stupid things I own!

Mongrel: Oh for pity's sake. Here. And would you PLEASE clothe thyself? Put on a tube sock or something.

BV: Brilliant! Thank you! thankyouthankyouthankyou!

wwwriter: I don't think I could part with the soup can. I love the soup can. I am one with the soup can.

Dean: It's so wonderful to see my evil spells at work. Soon you will thirst for pickle juice. Don't worry, though. That will pass. And by then, of course, the fur will be growing in marvelously. Enjoy!

Stephanie Powers said...

In regard to the prior article, I think she was just urinating and you must check this out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

tkkerouac said...

LOVE IT!

Kate R said...

It's Art, right? too bizarre to be footwear.

Hey, look! It's Rod Majors commenting on your blog! I guess Mongrel Porksword's his straight roles' name?

nina said...

lol! I love these! Shoes, shoes, and more shoes, please!

Now how could you ever go wrong with these?

xoxo,
nina

Libby Spencer said...

I don't know why you call these things stupid. I covet them all.