Believe it or not, there was 44 feet of crown moulding, 40 feet of wainscote cap moulding, and 18 feet of screen bead moulding in the Mini when I took this picture. The lengths ranged from 8- to 12 feet.
You can fit pretty much anything in a Mini Cooper unless you are a candy-ass. I love it when I have an impossible cart of stuff and I'm in the Lowe's lot and all these guys go by saying moronic stuff like, "Looks like your trying to fit ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag, little lady," and I fit it all in there anyway. Shuts them right the hell up.
Oh yeah. I was also able to fit myself in there, too (duh, I had to drive). My daughter did not fit (had to flip all the seats weird). Don't worry. I didn't leave her at Lowe's. Grandma held onto her until I could unload all this crap.
I also bought this dumb hat and all these apples. I don't know why. Shit.
Gotta go and paint all this effing moulding. See you later.