Saturday, October 28, 2006

Apple stuffed Mini

Believe it or not, there was 44 feet of crown moulding, 40 feet of wainscote cap moulding, and 18 feet of screen bead moulding in the Mini when I took this picture. The lengths ranged from 8- to 12 feet.

You can fit pretty much anything in a Mini Cooper unless you are a candy-ass. I love it when I have an impossible cart of stuff and I'm in the Lowe's lot and all these guys go by saying moronic stuff like, "Looks like your trying to fit ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag, little lady," and I fit it all in there anyway. Shuts them right the hell up.


Oh yeah. I was also able to fit myself in there, too (duh, I had to drive). My daughter did not fit (had to flip all the seats weird). Don't worry. I didn't leave her at Lowe's. Grandma held onto her until I could unload all this crap.

I also bought this dumb hat and all these apples. I don't know why. Shit.

Gotta go and paint all this effing moulding. See you later.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice!

hey,T. Gager

Anonymous said...

candy asses don't do the shoving, they get shoved into, i believe/

Dean said...

Those are Winesaps! They're a good apple. You don't see them much any more.

I like apples.

Baron Ectar said...

Do you think anyone drove by and said - look the apple of my eye! HA! Sorry couldn't help it!

John L Sheppard said...
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~d said...

HOORAY for the wonderful Happy HAT!
I ate Wasabi Horseradish yesterday: and thought of you!
I need to get the effing pix onto the effin comp.

(smile!)

John L Sheppard said...

We traveled around the country, loading an impossible amount of luggage in ours:

http://static.flickr.com/23/30287588_73fbf2e671_o.jpg

Norm said...

Eff the effing molding.

Eff.

Paul said...

You look festive in the penis hat, and it's ecumnenical, too.

Anonymous said...

What you need is a Mini Cooper convertable. You would not believe what you can fit with the top down. The list is endless.

Anonymous said...

Boil them bitches up and make cider, yum