Mr. Beautiful: Just read the piece of erotica you wrote on that guest blog.
Erin O'Brien: Did you like it?
Mr. Beautiful: It surely gave me a puffy.
Erin O'Brien: A puffy? Calling it a 'puffy' is the gayest thing I ever heard.
Mr. Beautiful: What? It's a puffy.
Erin O'Brien: It's even too gay for actual gay guys. If you said "puffy" to a gay guy, he'd say, "Puffy? That's gay."
Mr. Beautiful: It's no big deal, I just call it that.
Erin O'Brien: Puffy is a name for a kitten. Kittens are called Puffy, not dicks.
Mr. Beautiful: You know what I mean. "Puffy" means just a little bit erect.
Erin O'Brien: Holy shit! Never tell anyone that again!
Mr. Beautiful: But that's how it works.
Erin O'Brien: "Hello, My name is Mr. Beautiful and I'm a little bit erect."
Mr. Beautiful: You are a woman. You don't understand. It's a guy thing. There are different levels for different situations.
Erin O'Brien: Beautiful, the more you say about this subject the worse it gets.
Mr. Beautiful: It's like an elevator or a t.v. commercial.
Erin O'Brien: Dear sweet Jesus.
Mr. Beautiful: Okay, I'll stop.
Erin O'Brien: Oh, don't. I find this infinitely amusing.
Mr. Beautiful: Guys understand what it means.
Erin O'Brien: Tonight's program will feature "Six Degrees of Erection" by Mr. I. M. Beautiful.
Mr. Beautiful: Puffy or chubby, it's the same thing.
Erin O'Brien: Beautiful will explain his theory of the six degrees of erection using simple language (chubby, puffy) and universal comparisons (elevators, t.v. commercials). In this heartwarming presentation, Beautiful is sure to reach the inner man in every man!
Mr. Beautiful: Ask your husband what a chubby is and get him to explain it.
Erin O'Brien: Beautiful will also elaborate on the female form of the chubby, commonly known as the "moist."
Mr. Beautiful: Maybe don't ask your husband. He'll beat me up when he finds out we were talking about dicks.
Erin O'Brien: But we're not talking about big hard dicks, we're only talking about puffy dicks, which are about as threatening as a fluffy little kitty!
Mr. Beautiful: Stop talking about your pussy, O'Brien.
Erin O'Brien: Okay, Beautiful.
Mr. Beautiful: Goodnight, O'Brien.
Erin O'Brien: Goodnight, Beautiful.
Sorry folks, but this site started to get so many spam comments, that I had to shut them off on Dec. 10, 2006.