All you effers post photos of your effing cute little pets.
"Look at my cute little puppy!"
What are you effers? A bunch of effing 19-year-old Playboy centerfolds? Next thing you'll be saying is how you hate people who lie and how you love long romantic walks on the beach.
This is my pet. How you effers like that shit? This effer hauls serious ass. And that's without shitting and shedding and pissing all over the effing place. This effer stays in his bowl and doesn't eff around.