Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Feet and Orgasms
First, you have to go and view this YouTube entry that I lovelovelove and was authored by my buddy Bobby Farouk under one of his numerous aliases. Guy's got more identities than Cybil.
Obviously, we have a lot to talk about here.
Regarding my feet and Farouk's feet and his sister's feet, you decide. They all seem to be pretty good feet. Mine are the most naked. And, although I'm only showing one foot in the photo, trust that I do have another and that it was as naked as the one depicted at the time of the photoshoot.
I do not fake orgasms. I am heartened to learn that Farouk was privy to the change in the quality of his girlfriend's orgasms and noticed when she shifted from real to fake. Any man who can't tell the difference is sad.
Sad, sad, sad.
Are men really afraid of women's orgasms? I thought men liked them. I thought they liked to go around all puffed up wearing their "I just made my woman climax!" tee shirts. In fact, the reason women fake orgasms is because they feel bad for the poor guy. Sheesh. Poor guy. Doing all that work and I'm about as close to climax as Pam Anderson is to an A-cup. This shit is never going to end. Gotta do something. Gonna have to fake it. Shit.
The essence of orgasm is absolute loss of control to pleasure. Believe me, I know what I'm talking about. A man or woman might be able to control when they crest and finally let the orgasm fall out of them, but after that, it is the ultimate release. Faking an orgasm is essentially replacing loss of control with complete control.
It is inherently tragic.
In some ways and particularly when it comes to sex, men are a lot like big dogs that talk, which has its limitations. And even though their orgasms are not nearly as complex as women's, they cannot fake orgasms, although some may try. Anyone have evidence/assertions disputing this?
One time this guy sent me a short porn video. There was a chick, a strap-on, another chick and some guy. Sort of confusing, but hey, whatever. They're all screwing and licking and slapping. Then the one chick says, "Shit! That sucker is big!" and goes and fakes an orgasm. I watched it once or twice, bewildered. Was it arousing, maybe a little, but I laughed more than anything else. It was contrived. Fake. A sham. What's the point? Am I missing something?