Hello mother effers!
Please come to my ErinCam Live! jammie party this Friday! I invite everyone to bring snackies and drinkies and wear their comfy jammies. I'll be wearing mine!
It will be so fun!
In the meantime, here is a link to a video of me reading an excerpt from my novel Harvey & Eck. Now I have done quite a bit for you mother effers, what with all the boobs and naked this and naked that, it's been a regular sex fest around here since day one! So do me a good turn and pass this video on to anyone who might like my book.
(hey, thanks)
Now then, for all you mother effers in the Cleveland area, don't forget to sign up for my Writing about Sex class, which is sponsored by the Poets' and Writers' League of Greater Cleveland. I will be talking about sex in writing. When it is appropriate. When it is not. When it it a good tool for humor. I will talk about the language of sex, the ethics of writing about sex and I will also cover the touchy topics of erotica and pornography. And that's just an overview.
This is going to be a kick, so don't miss it.
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Damn! I will be tipping back brewskies around a camp fire in the great North wood at that time. Pajama party sounds fun though.
I can't make it either. I will be tipping back FREE brewskies at a Western Division-leading Diamondbacks game in a suite. Ahhh, sometimes being Flamingo1 can be good.
The meals on wheels gig has me covered up...Plus this is about the only time I have to work on my boat and then beers I have yet to convince my current dial up service to allow me to pay them more money for DSL so they will soon be calling me to tell me what a mistake I made in choosing a company that would respond to my simple demands.1. I have been with your service for 10 years and I want to upgrade to DSL and then I will pay you more money.Three times in the last two weeks I called and they were to send me an emial to sign for a year contract...notheffing! Gaw! So does anyone know of a company that offers DSL for a fair price and will allow me to pay them for their services?Indiapolis has the service, my server apparently does not need the business.
Hell I should sue for damages, who knows what sort of debauchery I have missed on Erin cam...
I, for one, am really looking forward to the coming festivities. Perhaps I, too, will have an opportunity to offer fawning compliments regarding Erin's various body parts! I revel in smut and innuendo, thinly disguised as art!!! Erin....what IS a nice girl like you doing.... etc.?
I beleive Jescoe White "The Dancing Outlaw" was the first person I ever heard say "mother effing" and pull it off with grace. You Erin are the second, you are in good company.
That was great...I love being read to!! i LOVE YOU! I now know how to pronounce Eck so when I go to the book store I will not get that odd look of bewilderment from the clerk.
P.S.I will have to see about the PJ party ...oh by the way I don't wear flanel...;)
Erin, will you make a video of you reading the entire novel for me? I'll follow along with my copy.
Toby: Enjoy the brewskies and the great north woods. About reading the whole novel, baby, that's a tall order. How about I just read the synopsis and the sex parts?
Flamingo: I want free beer! I want Flamingo! I want Flamingo to serve me free beer! No fair!
Chit: Thank heavens YOU will be here. That way it's a party garunteed.
Josh: help. How much do I owe you? I am sorry I damaged you. Wasn't there some beer in there? When are you going to bring the happy meal?
Larry: You are sure to enjoy ErinCam Live. Just click on the 'enlarge' button on the Stickam box and you will be able to sign in and chat on a larger screen. Also, it's good to see someone recognizes me as a nice girl, despite the boob photos.
Josh: Effing hell.
nadina: I so hope you come to the party! I am going to tell everyone you are my new girlfriend and that you wear sexy undies!
`~~OKAY eRIN ,If I can not make it tomorrow tell people I am under your desk wearing the most beautiful 'Agent Provocateur' set you have ever seen(never mind how I paid for it) and that I am giving you a pedacure with some fun toe polish.okay..kisses
FRIG me! I wanna come to the party-but I have no PC jammies. OH! wait-I have no web cam either! WOO!
Hypothetical question: if one were to PURCHASE a Harvey & Eck, would one go thru the link over there under shtuff?
EFF again-(what time is that CST?)
want to make sure I am out of my lonely, solitary bubble bath.
Sigh.
effing hell is new!
nadina: Oh goodie! Will you use the polish with the confetti sparkles in it? Please? Pretty please?
d: You will tell us all about your jammies, though, darling, won't you? And, yes, Amazon is the best way to get "Harvey & Eck" (*thanks*). I am terrible about time zone conversion, but I am the same time as New York City. I think you are one hour earlier than me, so the chat is 8 p.m. your time. Oh hell, I don't know. Find some dorky guy with thick glasses and two wristwatches, maybe he'll know .... verf!
josh: Like eff it is! (or, erm, is it?)
Erin...I'm not put off by the boobs. Some of the nicest women I know have them!
I'll be wearing flannel shorts (Stewart plaid) with a little "Eeyore" on one leg AND a 1982 Revco Marathon tshirt....you?
*singing Lou Reed's Vicious: You hit me with your flowers, You do it every hour. Oh baby, you're so vicious! See you tonight! WOO!
I won't be there because...well...I'm anti-social.
But, I liked the vid. Tres Cool!
Ah, the thrill and pleasantry of involuntary chills--created by a female voice--hasn’t touched my skin since I sat in the front row at an Opera in 1983. You got skills!!!
Okay, I got my snow balls, beef sticks, popcorn and sodas. And I’m going to order a Pizza. But this is just a snack I always have at 6pm (California time) when I take a little break from work. But I’ll pop in the Party anyway just for the hell of it. I’ll be working, but I’m very good at multi-tasking…
Oh, I meant the Opera thing as a compliment. You should have heard this Opera woman. Her voice could sink ships. (again, I mean it in a good way, you know, like a siren that attracts the sailors in the sea.) You know, think positive!
Chit: Thick as thieves, baby.
Larry: Your ensem sound divine. You'll have to check in tonight in order to see mine (hint: silky).
d: Erin O'Brien Loves Lou Reed
Hal: One of these times, you will be able to join us.
Vince: Sno Balls. Yes. With the pink coconut frosting. My blood sugar soared just reading your list. Excellent! And I take it ALL as a compliment.
....I get all uncomfortable when I watch you on your webcam, my pants get all tight....
JT: Well then, darling, take them off.
Have i missed it? Am i too late? Eff.
Jane where the fuck where were you?
Erin your party was cool. My skillz are stepped up a notch. Thanks for forcing me to hone Stickcam. ;-) Oh I'm onto that mute and chat now.
After I shake the cobwebs off I'll come over and help you clean up.
Word verif: pansexual
So, you'll be talking about SEX?
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