I've had it.
Flamingo, Where the eff are you?
Where is the guy who posted this, wherein he advised, "There's always room for Jello!" and made me laugh like a hyena?
Or this, which made me laugh even harder?
Then there was this post, which made my head so big, I could hardly fit it into my Mini Cooper.
But just to implore you to return isn't good enough for the likes of me, baby. So I offer this: this post includes two cropped photos of your humble hostess. I am wearing a demi bra only in the pictures (taken, of course, by my Dearly Beloved).
Flamingo, you have until midnight on Tuesday, May 30, 2006* to publicly respond to this and select which uncropped photo I shall post on Tuesday. Which will it be? Top or bottom?
Baby, if we were Born to Flock, let's get down to it.
Well then ...
*extended date per incessant whining from Garrett in the comment section.