Friday, May 26, 2006

Open letter to flamingo1 *updated*

I've had it.

Flamingo, Where the eff are you?

Where is the guy who posted this, wherein he advised, "There's always room for Jello!" and made me laugh like a hyena?

Or this, which made me laugh even harder?

Then there was this post, which made my head so big, I could hardly fit it into my Mini Cooper.

But just to implore you to return isn't good enough for the likes of me, baby. So I offer this: this post includes two cropped photos of your humble hostess. I am wearing a demi bra only in the pictures (taken, of course, by my Dearly Beloved).

Flamingo, you have until midnight on Tuesday, May 30, 2006* to publicly respond to this and select which uncropped photo I shall post on Tuesday. Which will it be? Top or bottom?

Baby, if we were Born to Flock, let's get down to it.

Well then ...


*extended date per incessant whining from Garrett in the comment section.

33 comments:

Eve said...

Good Girl.

Yes, mingo ditched.

I'm pissed.

He loves your boobies Erin... te ply may work.

If not, can we see them anyways?! ;) ~chuckle~

crallspace said...

I thought you wanted to meet up with him and do the dirty deed.

PDD said...

Dan, that was me...

Anita said...

Sorry to even comment. I know each comment that's not his is only a disappointment. But that leather chair methane expulsion is heee-larious!

Tell your toe ring XOXO for me...sexily.

Erin O'Brien said...

Nowhere Girl: No one can say I didn't try!

Crall: Sorry to disappoint, but it's a pic posting only. And they are good pix. No games. It's the whole tamale. Me and the twins in the boulder-holder.

PDD: If this doesn't work, girl, maybe you can come up with plan B.

Anita: That chair post kicked my ass. Toe rings away ...

Jesus Toast said...

I think I need to fly out to the southwest and literaly find the man...

nadina said...

hummm. I wonder if I stop posting if I'll get any action? Beautiful photos by the way...tastful

crabcake said...

Very good girl!

Flamingo...you better show yourself. We don't want to have to come after you.

Erin O'Brien said...

Jesus, I shall follow you.

Nadina: You never know what I might do ...

Crabcake: Particularly when Jesus is in the Posse!

Toby said...

Erin,

Erin O'Brien said...

Toby,

Stephanie Powers said...

E2OB,
There's this whole soft vibe about you babe.

jungle jane said...

Yeah i totally agree. Look Flamingo, here's a deal. If you come back i send Erin a picture of my tits to upload on her blog. okay?

Jesus Toast said...

Thats a great idea Jane! I'll also send Erin a picture of Jane's tits to upload on her blog.

Vince said...

I think I saw him last week at the Bowl-O-Rama in San Jose. He was wearing a Pink Flamingo Bowling shirt and a Michael Savage baseball cap.

Flamingo Man--VOTE FOR THE BOTTOM PHOTO!!! Please.

Pixie Sprinkle said...

I have a picture of Jane's twat! who wants it??

Erin O'Brien said...

Steph: Actually, there's this whole my-dearly-beloved-can't-figure-out-how-to-operate-the-cam-thing about me. Yeah, yeah, whatever works.

Jane: Now he's got to pop! He's got not one, not two, not three, but no less than FOUR mammeries on the line here. A no-show is unthinkable!

Vince: Mmmm. Bowling Alley snack bar food. Mmmm.

Pixie: Is this a nice way to honor your mum? Behave yourself young lady, and you best mind me. After all, I am your Auntie. As for the pic, thanks, but no thanks. I've already seen it.

Everyone Go give Flamingo Hell. Leave a comment at his most recent post--it's dated May 1, 2006!!

garrett said...

Flamingo emailed me and said he'll come back but only if you uncrop both photos.

Erin O'Brien said...

Garrett, darling.

Nice try.

Now tell flamingo1 to get his mother-lovin' ass over here and post a comment.

And believe me, these pix are worth it. They are REALLY worth it.

I could have been a real pill about all of this. I could have demanded an updated post. But I did not. I simply asked for the man to drop in and say hello. Furhter negotiations between the two of us will have to take place ... erm ... between the two of us.

When did you start acting as his agent anyway? It must suit you. You are positively beaming in your new avatar.

*kisses*

Erin

PDD said...

I am begining to suspect that either Pinky has began playing for the same team or he has been deported and this whole time he's been an illegal alien (I hate that term by the way - illegal alien. It sounds so dumb.)

I am in the begining stages of plan B. My desk is covered in it. Plan B surprisingly requires a blue print for something. My preliminary sketchings are looking quite well.

I didn't know how bald I can really get down there...

Henri Banks said...

Erin its just a piece of a pic :-( cant i see a little bit more!!!

Goat said...

If nothing else, come back for my sake. I've already seen Erin's so Janes will be MY reward!!

Bruce Springsteen said...

Tramps like us...

Baby, we were born to flock!

flamingo1 said...

Erin,

My minions in the blogosphere demand both pix enlarged and uncropped immediately.

Erin O'Brien said...

PDD: I don't know, considering some of the zorches Jungle Jane has posted, the girls are pretty proficient when it comes to hair removal.

Beats me. I leave it up to you.

Henri: Darling, that's the point. I am trying to tantalize the Pink one. If it's working on you, perhaps it's working on him.

Goat: Fourteen years and you're bored already. How about I wear a Dick Cheney mask during our next conjugal visit?

Mr. Springsteen, I can't thank you enough for stopping by.

And to "flamingo1"

I believe someone is effing with me. If this is the real flamingo1, why then, is there no avatar? Methinks we have some erroneous and rabid blogger here and not the man in pink feathers.

So damn ye! I await the original!

garrett said...

I just want to say for the record that it is extremely unfair of anyone to put a dedicated family man and widely-acknowledged motorcycle traveling fool to the test over a major U.S. holiday weekend.

Erin O'Brien said...

Garrett, you're breaking my heart.

Okay, fine.

He's got until Midnight on Tuesday, May 30, 2006.

... the things I DO for you people!

josh williams said...

Flamingo could have avian flu? Hope not, flamingo! Where the fucked ya go? Flamingo! Where the fucked ya go?
Where the fucked did he go?

Erin O'Brien said...

EMERGENCY UPDATE

Pixie Sprinkle has forwarded pix of Jungle Jane. If Flamningo doesn't show up and do a dance or something, y'all have a beautiful couple of reasons to lynch him.


Josh: Eff if I know where the eff he is.

Pixie Sprinkle said...

ohhhhhhhhhhh i hope mummy doesn't find out...

garrett said...

Your generosity is exceeded only by your ability to exaggerate!

(But thanks for the extension. I'm sure now we'll get to see your extensions.)

ing said...

Does flamingo know whether you're a top or a bottom? (That's what you're really asking him to tell us, right?)

Erin O'Brien said...

Pixie, can I borrow your tights?

garrett: My ability to exaggerate is exceeded only by my cup size.

ing: hadn't thought of it that way, I guess the bird'll have to decide.