Friday, April 07, 2006

Emergency share time, #3

Good morning, mother fuckers.

I am extraordinarily busy with naps, lingerie shopping, conjugal visits with my Dearly Beloved and polising my VitaMix. Hence, I apologize, but I just can't find time for a proper post. I did, however, find something to share with all of you. Enjoy.

Your humble hostess,

Erin

9 comments:

Toby said...

Have you sat on any interesting juries?

FLAMINGO1 said...

Wow...I'm gone for a couple of days and come back to this!!!

Erin O'Brien said...

I found this site to be so absurd, I just had to link it. What did this chick do? How many mirrors did she need in order to be able to detail her zorch this meticulously? Did she get a crick in her neck?

Christ almighty.

As always, thanks for your support.

Toby said...

If we all were a few years younger the view wouldn't mean a thing. Vanity is a struggle as we age, up top, and now I realize down under too.

I'll never be able to look at myself again. My aim will now become horrid.

Anonymous said...

This being the SECOND time I've used this today: "What'll they think of next!"

Toby said...

edit... my aim will forever be horrid

garrett said...

Erin - I restrained myself. I did not click through. So forgive me for commenting. But I think I got the gist of it.

I just wanted to take a moment to offer my view that perhaps you haven't been living up to the credo declared in the subtext to the headline of your blog.

It says: "Writer Erin O'Brien Comments On All Things Human."

My impression (and perhaps this is more a comment on me - i.e., the posts I remember) is that for a few months you have been living the credo "Writer Erin O'Brien Comments on All Things Human Sexual-ish-ness."

Yea. The conjugation didn't quite work. At least that's what she said. And yes. I took it personally.

Just a thought ...

Toby said...

The Garret mailing.

Toby said...

Lost the link, it's probably a good thing.