Friday, April 07, 2006

Emergency share time, #3

Good morning, mother fuckers.

I am extraordinarily busy with naps, lingerie shopping, conjugal visits with my Dearly Beloved and polising my VitaMix. Hence, I apologize, but I just can't find time for a proper post. I did, however, find something to share with all of you. Enjoy.

Your humble hostess,

Erin

12 comments:

Toby said...

Have you sat on any interesting juries?

kellywalters said...

Erin....

that was so fucking educating that I know am less worried about my pussy lips..

Denny Shane said...

roxi could we get a snapshot of your pussy? For scientific comparison of course.

FLAMINGO1 said...

Wow...I'm gone for a couple of days and come back to this!!!

Stephanie Powers said...

Jesus wept on the shoulder of Mary Magdelain (sp?), there is a fucking site called myvag.net. You are taking me places I don't really care to go. What has happened to the human race? Do you sit back in utter awe, as I do, on the absolute loss of life's meaning? Who has time to give one flight to Peoria on wide spread labia? Do you care about the way your vag looks? Does it work? If you don't have cancer cells, who cares? Does my husband's cock-a-too fit? Why golly, yes. Then who gives a shit. What's up with the fucking planet? What has happened to things of importance. Would you please lead me to a web site on the human slave trade? Something I can do something about?

I live to rant. You pissed me off with that one. In her fucking pink tee with tiny hearts. Myvag.net. Now that's rich!!!

Erin O'Brien said...

I found this site to be so absurd, I just had to link it. What did this chick do? How many mirrors did she need in order to be able to detail her zorch this meticulously? Did she get a crick in her neck?

Christ almighty.

As always, thanks for your support.

Toby said...

If we all were a few years younger the view wouldn't mean a thing. Vanity is a struggle as we age, up top, and now I realize down under too.

I'll never be able to look at myself again. My aim will now become horrid.

nicole said...

This being the SECOND time I've used this today: "What'll they think of next!"

Toby said...

edit... my aim will forever be horrid

garrett said...

Erin - I restrained myself. I did not click through. So forgive me for commenting. But I think I got the gist of it.

I just wanted to take a moment to offer my view that perhaps you haven't been living up to the credo declared in the subtext to the headline of your blog.

It says: "Writer Erin O'Brien Comments On All Things Human."

My impression (and perhaps this is more a comment on me - i.e., the posts I remember) is that for a few months you have been living the credo "Writer Erin O'Brien Comments on All Things Human Sexual-ish-ness."

Yea. The conjugation didn't quite work. At least that's what she said. And yes. I took it personally.

Just a thought ...

Toby said...

The Garret mailing.

Toby said...

Lost the link, it's probably a good thing.