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15 comments:
I'm spent.
Boner!
Boioioinnnngggg!!!
You forgot: "Elaborate pulley system."
Pinky?
Grant Bailie:
You look like James Spader.
*smoking my cigarette now. . . *
You're talking my language.
Dude,
that is so not cool.
Whoops how did I get here? Damn you google!
Pinky?
Meat Curtains.
Bowls of Lasagne.
Bowls of lasagna. Brilliant description of chicken skin coutesy of Denny.
Denny:
I was thinking of giving you props/credit upon leaving that comment, but I didn't think it would have flowed.
Complete Game:
While I love your comment, I do have to say I think Grant Bailie is cute. I always thought James Spader was kind of cute.
Complete Game: I was gonna say something snappy back but then I checked your bio and laughed and must now admit you have fully exploited The Young Guns joke and I concede: you are funnier than I. Though also, possibly, shorter.
And thank you for your defense pdd, though I think Erin, who has met me repeatedly in person, can attest to the fact that I look nothing like James Spader in real life, though I did once did tell Andrew Macarthy to break up with a girl because she came from the wrong side of town.
Erin, I was typing a long ditty while i was on you live webcam. Got booted out and can't get back in. It appears you are offline. I will have to check back later.
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