Thursday, January 26, 2006

stupid things I own, vol. two

19 comments:

Rachel said...

You're weird. But I love it!!! :)

jungle jane said...

I don't think that owning a tin of tomato soup is strange...

never never land said...

Nice...oh wait it doesn't have any

nicole said...

I'm not as intrigued by that figurine-thingy as I am that technicolor can of soup sitting next to it...

FLAMINGO1 said...

I like it. Where do you keep this gem?

I used to have cool stuff like this, but my wife did't appreciate that level of creativity.

I had this evil looking candle holder. It was the size and shape of a human head. There were holes around the top to hold taper candles in the shape of a crown. On the front of this beauty was carved a face and the eyes were large glass balls. When you lit the candle inside, they would flicker with an evil glint.

It was the first thing sold at our very first "married" garage sale.

I wonder where it is now. If you have it, could you please contact me? I miss it.

PDD said...

I like it too. I have two incense holders (to burn coned shape incense only) They are these creepy yet funny looking trees. The smoke is released through the trees eyes and mouth which pose as old holes in a tree. I also have an exit sign as decoration for my old bedroom at my parents place. It sits on an old wooden end table stolen from the neighbors garbage. (The exit sign was stolen too. But it was brand new. Never used.)

Additionally, I have an old hammer placed in between this wooden... (I have no idea what the hell it is) All you have to know is that it is wood and has nails sticking out of it. I also collect wood. Wooden sticks and make glamorous displays from them. One piece of stick I brought home permeated my entire room of dog urine. It was hard, but I tossed it.

jennifer starfall said...

light it! light it! light it!

ahem. oh, and, um, the dog-urine stick? you do know that it was a sacred canine totem, and that by moving it you threw the entire species into chaos, right?

PDD said...

right.

kellywalters said...

what the hell is that

PDD said...

It's the thing Harvey always uses and talks about in her letters to Eck. What's the acronymn for that sucker?

Captain Carl said...

Arrr....yer candle look as if T'be wantin ta dance....do ye ever play music for it...

Erin O'Brien said...

PDD: The prop you are talking about in "Harvey & Eck" is the GSJV (G Spot Jelly Vibe--not shown in the photo)

Cappy: I will crank up the Starland Vocal Band later on tonight.

Mike said...

Pretty Cool!

josh williams said...

Gimmie it! erin I covet your candle.

Satan said...

yes joshy covet thy neighbors candle

my evil influence is spreading

Will said...

wow, that is just....something, scary is the word I am looking for.

Stephanie Powers said...

I just thought it was a dildo with a wick. How many do you own?

boo said...

dick head?

David Amulet said...

Stupid? That's creative and original and someone put great care into making it!

(Yeah, it's stupid. I'm just trying to put a good spin on it.)

-- david