Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Mid-day linguistic intermission: vocabulary enhancement

Any foodstuff that defies mastication.
Mostly associated with meat dishes that are conducive to hiding ingredient particulars such as chili. Chewies are usually innocuous bits of connective tissue or erroneous pieces of cartilage or tubing. Foods known to frequently contain chewies include but are not limited too; Scrapple (primary ingredient: hog's head), Haggis (primary ingredients: lung and stomach of lamb) and unspecified burrito fillings.

To perform coitus.
Useful when the actual performance of coitus is pertinent. "Christ almighty, I thought they were gonna zock right there on the bar!" Different from the more popular "fuck," which also refers to the act of coitus, but is frequently used as an expletive meaning, "I did not believe that was possible!" or "That is not what I intended!" or "I am surprised!"


just sayin' said...

A new naughty word. Yea.

FLAMINGO1 said...

I'd like to zock your socks off.

FLAMINGO1 said...

Celery would certainly be a "chewie."

Erin O'Brien said...

How rare are jewels such as Flamingo's gentle whispers in a woman's life?


FLAMINGO1 said...

Some would say not rare enough. Thus the reason that I am saving all of my zocking for you, sweet Erin.

Sherpa said...

zock me!

PDD said...

Zock me, also known as Plug Me!