Tuesday, September 08, 2015

In this lifetime, I shall ....

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.... be as happy as a dog riding in a car with all the windows down.

... stand in front of a camera grinning widely and holding a giant check.

... dress a plastic goose in a Mrs. Claus outfit.

... wear a billowy pant suit festooned with sequins.

... watch Ann Coulter deliver a teary coming-out speech.

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DogsDontPurr said...

And this is why I love you so.

Anonymous said...

Easy does it on Ms Coulter. She always brings the Adams-Apple-Pie at Thanksgiving.


Anonymous said...

Careful there! She might sic on you that little lawyer whose voice quite terrifyingly sounds like Alvin the Chipmunk's when he gets mad. I understand that when that guy gets a bug up his kiester, he can go through almost an entire tank of helium.

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