|The Goats as photographed by Bob Perkoski|
This may be the best photo anyone has ever taken of the Goat and me, and while I love it, I'm also deeply disturbed by it.
We look entirely too much like a couple in a commercial for a cruise. If we were inanely throwing our hands in the air, we could be in an ad for diabetes medication.
Do the walk of life!
We are an affable middle age couple, attractive enough, but no so much so as to be intimidating. These are people you can trust. These are people who know something. By gosh, they are doing something right!
And while I think you probably can trust us (strangers frequently approach me and ask: Do I know where this-or-that road is? Do I know what's going on with that gathering of people? Where can tickets be purchased?), we don't know anything and the ratio of the things we do wrong vs. things we do right is pretty average.
Yeah, yeah. Someone pass the cheap whiskey.
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