Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Excellence in parenting

Lil' OB, circa 1999

"It's fine. Just cut out the bad part and eat it."

"Go play in the sprinkler."

"Don't be silly. In one million years, no one will ever know that these have been hemmed."

"Life. Is. Not. Fair."

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10 comments:

Michael Lawless said...

BECAUSE...!

roaring40 said...

Who's in baby jail.

Don't do as I do, do as I say. and NOW.

I don't care if (friends/classmates name)is going to (activity), if so-and-so jumped off the bridge into the river would you jump after.

Kalei's Best Friend said...

I will never forget overhearing my neighbor's 5 yr. old asking his Dad 'what's common sense?'.. this was brought on when Dad said " use your common sense, Bobby"... his dad replied 'I guess common sense isn't so common eh Bob?)

Anonymous said...

"You've got a little tiny arm...reach under the mower and get that skate loose for Daddy..."-Homer J Simpson


dba MR

DogsDontPurr said...

Please...pleasepleasepleasepleaseeeee?!?!?!!!??????

Mrs. C said...

"Quit yer whinin' before I give you something to whine about!"

"Do I have to stop this car?"

Anonymous said...

"I brought you into this world and I sure as hell can take you right back outta it again.."

MR

Anonymous said...

HS: "Dad, am I as cute as a bug's ear?"

AS: "NO! Yer as homely as a mule's butt!"

MR

Bill said...

Super cute kid with great genes!

Erin O'Brien said...

"Well if that's the worst thing that ever happens to you, you'll be pretty lucky, huh?"

; )

Thanks, Bill. That is the Goat's fave pic of Lil' OB. He's been carrying it in his wallet for all these years, hence the low quality.

Funny lil' kid ...