Hence, when I say Megyn Kelly (whom I dislike for any number of reasons) would rather be enduring a Tabasco Sauce enema than conducting this interview, I know what I'm talking about. Frankly, I was unable to take my eyes from her throughout this five minutes of torture.
I was worried Kelly might throw up at about the 2:47 mark, when she realizes that her interviewee is utterly hopeless. She's probably rethinking her tenure at Fox right about then. After all, no amount of compensation is worth this level of professional humiliation.
If you missed Ms. Palin's more nuanced points, Vanity Fair has generously rounded up her "Top-Five Most Utterly Nonsensical Sentences" for your perusal. If you can figure out what she's trying to communicate, you're a better man than me. That said, if anyone among the readership speaks Palin, I invite him/her to offer up a translation in today's comment section.
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