Friday, December 14, 2012

Phone cam round-up, Las Vegas edition: strippity-doo-da

Yeah, yeah. I was there for 24 whole hours and didn't sin once. Unless a couple of vodkas count.

Bubbles on the strip

Not sure how I felt about these girls. I mean, how does Gia, who is on special for $45, feel about Bella, who's going for $150? Does Bella ever have a "special" price? How come none of these "classy and discreet" ladies are ever named Joanne or Sally?

... and I wonder how many times Carmen & Marissa ($99 two-girl special) have visited this darling establishment. Hooters indeed.

Many go in. No one comes out.

Lil' black dresses with a bunch of nails on the boob part.

So my ship finally comes in and it's on top of some restaurant inside a Las Vegas shopping mall. Go figure.

Mop head in the mirror.

Bumpy soap and I love it.

Freakazoid chandelier in the lobby of my hotel.

Just the Strip being strippish.

Dining with the fabulous Suzanne Ouellette Mastrion at Mario's place.

Is it a humble bow or a wondrous glance skyward. Guess it's both.

Inside Steve Wynn's dazzling hotel.

Outside Steve Wynn's dazzling hotel.

The Miracle Mile was awful lonesome at 6 a.m. Sunday morning.

A cloud of butterflies bid me au revoir at McCarran Airport.

Bye Las Vegas!

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Anonymous said...

A couple of vodkas is no sin! Going without them would be, though ; )

Joe said...

I have traveled more than most (and far less than some). I have visited 45 states, and at least 8 foreign nations. I have swam (or waded) in every Great lake and the three oceans that border America.

I have never been to Vegas.

Ms Amanda said...

Made my first ever trip to Vegas in July. Drove the strip at 10 a.m. on a Monday on our way through to Utah. Had some delicious food way off the strip on our way back through. That may just be enough Vegas for this lifetime.

glittermom said...

Sorry you missed the boat!! :)

DogsDontPurr said...

I always get excited to go to Las Vegas, but then I also get very excited to leave.

I've been there many times, and I always end up feeling like I didn't do it right. I think, maybe if I just had more time...but after about 24 hours, I don't want any more time.

Bill said...

I liked Las Vegas a lot better before it became a family destination. Adults, gambling, smoking, drinking, women. No kids.

Anonymous said...

Erin-Is the name of the fake ship "Desert Massage"? And did that enter into any of the services offered by the young women on the advertising cards? And if one paid for a massage in the desert would that be a sin?