Thursday, July 26, 2012

Phone cam round up

Stalwart proof that sunglasses make you cool.

My mom and her latest beau.

Hey. C'mere. Wanna make out? 

Wild buffalo spotted galloping the mean streets of suburbia!

Hey Chad? I found your stuff.

Nice try Prince Charming, but this one ain't gonna get it. Now let's make with the glass slippers.

Good ol' Knuckles O'Toole.

Calling all brides: Don't forget to file your bridal registry early at your local discount house!


Why, you look positively nonplussed.

Hey Reputa? Reputa the Beautah? Hey Reputa the Beautah, flip me down your hair and let me climb up to the ladder of your love!!

Shoe moo.

Deluxe. Deep Heat. Six attachments. FOR ONE DOLLAR.


So. Did she or didn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

Okay. This is the last time I'm going to ask. Wanna make out?

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twinklysparkles said...

Yes, I suspect *she* did (is that how folks indicate italicization in the absence of an ability to do italics in a comment?).

The problem with the vibrator massager for a dollar is that the box has mildew stains. Eww. But it does have Sears quality. Yea! But it is old. Eww. But it is a novelty item. Yea!
Was it made in Japan? USA? That would be a coup, made in USA. This is back when not everything was made in China, but everything was made in Japan.

As usual, your phone cam post rocks. They are some of my favorites. Yea!

Anonymous said...

Is there a protocol with the sofa's. Do you have a bloke going about saying that there are another three years in it.
Can you tell that a place has had a reefing with companies closing down by the number and localities of sofa's on the stoop.

Hope said...

There is a run on used sofas in Cleveland!!!

Anonymous said...

Love your buffalo.

Some sick bastard with too much time on his hands spotted one in a paint chip over the urinal here at work and took the time to outline it with a marker.

He must have thought it was really nifty, because to do it he would have had to use a ladder, because it's like 7 or 8 feet off the ground.


Mike Lawless said...

How deep? How much heat?

glittermom said...

Love the phone cams!!

philbilly said...

What attachments?

rraine said...

i want those ducks. all of them. they can live in my bathtub in perpetuity.

Erin O'Brien said...

I hate to disappoint, but here we are.

Despite the look of glorious abandon on the model's face on the box, I did not purchase the Vibrator Massager.

Had my alter ego (Akron Canton O'Brien) been running the show, maybe the story would have had a more orgiastic ending.

Joe said...

Why are curb couches always so ugly? Sometime in the past someone actually CHOSE those fabrics.

It is time we, as a nation, moved away from politics and named me Arbitor of Taste.

EOB can be my Ambassador Plenipotentiary for NE Ohio and Western PA.

Anonymous said...

J.Geils Band! You "Musta Got Lost" in order to find that license plate!