Because it didn't take long for someone out there in the land of responses to post a Wiki entry explaining the history of men, horses, dogs, seeing a man, and the act of relieving one's self. The link filled me with a sense of validation. To any who doubt my assertion, behold. Men really do say they gotta go see a man about a horse when they have to take a leak. 'Tis true. It says so on WIKI!
As if anyone should believe it just because some anonymous contributor entered it into Wiki.
No. Yes. Cut it out! Damn. Okay. I admit it: I cannot resist Wikipedia.
Yes Erin, there really is a connection between octopuses, the Zamboni machine and a man named Al.
Then the next hundred and fifty hours are mine and mine alone to cross check and verify, for therein lies my Wiki conundrum: Wikipedia gleefully offers these glittering jewels, but trusting them is a fool's game.
Oh despicable admission. Oh woeful lament. Oh godless plight!
So goes the dubious love affair between Erin O'Brien, Girl Writer, and her seductively unreliable source. For the record, I've been kissing and telling on Wiki for quite a while. And if you decide to go slumming around over there, be careful. There's no telling who you might run into.
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