Friday, October 14, 2011

Stupid things I own, vol. 14

"Stupid things' used to be a regular feature around here until I more or less ran out of stupid things. Then this soap dispenser arrived and I knew I had another stupid thing to share with the readership, so there you go.

Iffin' this stupid thing isn't stupid enough to kick off your Friday, there's plenty more stupid where that came from. Enjoy.

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10 comments:

Joe said...

The wife put a 'ghost' soap dispenser in the bathroom last Sunday.

How to find and buy stuff like this must have been what was discussed with the girls back in 6th grade when the girls all went to Mrs. Walters class for private stuff one afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Erin-you think you own these things. These things think THEY own YOU...the Tiki god told me so...
MR

Anonymous said...

Erin and the Tiki god are one.

RJ

B.E. Earl said...

You say a skull soap dispenser is stupid. I say it's genius!

Erin O'Brien said...

Perhaps it is genius conceived in a stupid way? Can we not elevate this to a cerebral discussion?

Are rhetorical questions inappropriate in this application?

Does the O'Brien need a few days of interweb vacation?

Anonymous said...

Does Erin sound like Former Defense Secretary Rumsfeld, conducting a press conference by asking his own questions? Perhaps. is she in need of an intervention? Aren't we all? Is Erin defined by her 'stupid things'? It's doubtful. Is a little domestic stupidity good for the soul? Absolutely. Is anyone able to know the appropriate level of stupidity? There are known stupidities, unknown stupidities, and unknown known stupidities. Is that, in itself a stupid sentence? Indubitably. Does one weary of this exercise surprisingly quickly? Who is keeping track?...
#OCCUPYOWNERSMANUAL...

rraine said...

how's this for stupid? i have a dozen plastic, 5" tall, bendable skeletons, in different neon colors. i just dragged them out for halloween. going to put them in kama sutra positions.
photos may follow.

Bill said...

The soap dispenser looks like something an 87 yr old woman would have purchased while channel surfing and coming upon the QVC channel. She was probably convinced that there were only a few left at that unheard of price and needed to get her order in before it was too late. She wouldn't call it stupid but would add it to the pile of other shit that she has hoarded in the empty bedroom. She could've spent that money to save a few souls, instead.

Nin Andrews said...

Oh, I like it much better than Palin below. Kind of a nice relief, something to wash up with afterwards.

twinkly sparkles said...

want bendy skeletons in kama sutra positions photos pronto

What, me stupid?