I could not stop watching this captivating footage featuring two positively darling newlyweds: Doug Hutchison (51) and Courtney Stodden (17). You will remember Hutchison's disturbing role as sadistic prison guard Percy Wetmore in The Green Mile.
A few notes:
--2:57 "There is a joke: sixteen will get you twenty ... " I was so mystified by the weirdness of Hutchison's mouth movements that I paid no attention to his response.
--3:42 "I was a virgin when I married him." How inspirational to learn that Courtney protected her chastity all those years so that it could be tenderly gifted to her virile groom on their holy wedding night.
--4:46 Did she just eat some gummi bears or is that a fellatio preview? Dunno.
--5:00 "Courtney's plastic surgeon was God." Clearly, the Lord's breath inflates every part of this charming new union.
Good luck to the happy couple. They were married in May.
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