Friday, July 22, 2011

Phone cam round-up

Support the troops and baby head trailer hitch.

This is a joke, right? You're kidding me, right?

Calla lily lamp and plush cow item.

Eff you too!

Rock that looks like an elephant foot.

Monkey face with green hat.

And baby, believe me when I say I'm familiar with every one of them.

Important papers and Vicki's night stand.

Not if he saw some of the shit I'm doing over here.

Giant swan and I love it.

Avant-garde lawn art of the Great Suburban Wasteland.

What about wanted vehicles? You pay cash for wanted vehicles too?

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21 comments:

Leslie Morgan said...

I'll take a venti Dumb frappucino, the savory, not the sweet, extra shot of Thai hot. Oh, and toss in a blue-eye baby for my trailer hitch and two banana slicers. To go. And I'll just stand and enjoy your monkey portrait while you prepare that, Vicki.

ben said...

but... how does the banana slicer know what shape my banana is?

Vince said...

Why the heck you cannot pass a knife down a banana half a dozen times. It's the same fucker that invented the circular apple corer and slicer. There is a point with the hard-boiled egg slicer, just. Them's slippery suckers.

twinkly sparkles said...

Awesome as usual.

paul bitzan said...

Flashing the middle finger is a timeless gesture that is used far too infrequently. I appreciate the artists attempt to immortalize what I consider to be the greatest finger of the five.

paul bitzan said...

*artist's

Harry Finch said...

It's the Procrustean Bed of bananas!

Erin O'Brien said...

from banana slicer to egg slicer via Vince: I use my egg slicer to slice black olives (pitted of course). I can do 4 or 5 at a time in there and they come out all nicely sliced for my pizza, salad, taco, etc.

I swear I'm a genius.

Once Known as The Badger said...

I'm going to have to wrestle you for the calla lily lamp. I don't care who wins.

WV - dufular: I'll be going for your defular!

Kirk said...

I think the banana-slicer is one of Ralph Kramden's latest get-rich-quick schemes.

So does that baby hook up to a troop carrier?

Erin O'Brien said...

Look closely at the baby. It's decked out in Goth make up.

Leslie Morgan said...

What? Everyone doesn't deck their babies out that way?

Erin O'Brien said...

... and is that blue hair?

Leslie Morgan said...

Looks like an infant mullet to me! Of course, I'm not right there on it.

Anonymous said...

WAIT!!!
What!!??
It's a BANANA slicer??? I gotta reopen my alimony settlement!
John Wayne Bobbitt
dba MR
wv: 'shase'-in the interest of vowel conservation, I will now call my lawn furniture a 'shase' vs a 'chaise'

twinkly sparkles said...

Does the baby have drawn on "evil eyebrows?" I can't quite tell, but it's a nice detail. Looks like someone really cares.

glittermom said...

I feel bad for the unwanted, even cars...I'm glad theres someone to take them in...

glittermom said...

p.s. I love your phone cam roundups...

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Judy said...

I want the calla lily lamp...

Erin O'Brien said...

I can't stop looking at the baby head. Kid's got a lot of 'tude.