Writer Erin O'Brien comments on all things human.
I'll take a venti Dumb frappucino, the savory, not the sweet, extra shot of Thai hot. Oh, and toss in a blue-eye baby for my trailer hitch and two banana slicers. To go. And I'll just stand and enjoy your monkey portrait while you prepare that, Vicki.
but... how does the banana slicer know what shape my banana is?
Why the heck you cannot pass a knife down a banana half a dozen times. It's the same fucker that invented the circular apple corer and slicer. There is a point with the hard-boiled egg slicer, just. Them's slippery suckers.
Awesome as usual.
Flashing the middle finger is a timeless gesture that is used far too infrequently. I appreciate the artists attempt to immortalize what I consider to be the greatest finger of the five.
It's the Procrustean Bed of bananas!
from banana slicer to egg slicer via Vince: I use my egg slicer to slice black olives (pitted of course). I can do 4 or 5 at a time in there and they come out all nicely sliced for my pizza, salad, taco, etc.I swear I'm a genius.
I'm going to have to wrestle you for the calla lily lamp. I don't care who wins.WV - dufular: I'll be going for your defular!
I think the banana-slicer is one of Ralph Kramden's latest get-rich-quick schemes.So does that baby hook up to a troop carrier?
Look closely at the baby. It's decked out in Goth make up.
What? Everyone doesn't deck their babies out that way?
... and is that blue hair?
Looks like an infant mullet to me! Of course, I'm not right there on it.
WAIT!!!What!!??It's a BANANA slicer??? I gotta reopen my alimony settlement!John Wayne Bobbittdba MRwv: 'shase'-in the interest of vowel conservation, I will now call my lawn furniture a 'shase' vs a 'chaise'
Does the baby have drawn on "evil eyebrows?" I can't quite tell, but it's a nice detail. Looks like someone really cares.
I feel bad for the unwanted, even cars...I'm glad theres someone to take them in...
p.s. I love your phone cam roundups...
I want the calla lily lamp...
I can't stop looking at the baby head. Kid's got a lot of 'tude.
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