2. Let's give credit where credit is due. Barbie is snazzy. And there is no such thing as too much snazzy.
3. Have you ever see a little girl pick up her Barbie by the legs and whip it around? Sugar and spice my ass. A seven-year-old with attitude can turn Fashion Fairytale Barbie into a weapon worthy of those Capital One "What's in Your Wallet" Viking guys.
4. Despite the innocuous curved plastic that makes up her torso, Naked Barbie is dirty.
"Shape Up" tennies. The elaborate xmas-gift accessory would (of course) be a Mini Cooper. Mattel would surely "correct" the body proportions and omit the baggy hoodie and cast iron frying pan. Question is, would Erin Barbie have a pet Goat?
6. Eventually, Barbie dear, your hair WILL get cut and it AIN'T gonna be pretty.
She still has a smile on her face.
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