Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The Trumpster

Make no mistake: I take the man at his word, but I'd just like to raise the question:

Is Donald Trump's hair really a natural pompadour?

I mean, can anyone remember ever actually combing Donald Trump's hair? Can anyone attest to actual hair follicles residing beneath that thick golden fold of hair on his pate?

If you ask anyone about my hair, you'll find people who remember me actually combing it. If anyone wants to come over here and study my hair follicles, I'm ready. Is the Trumpster ready for that level of scrutiny?

I'm just raising the question. I'm really concerned over this.

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42 comments:

swine said...

Well, let's see...last night he produced some sort of birth certificate, which the state of NY says is a fake (doesn't have some official stamp/insignia type shit on it). What do YOU think about his hair?

Leslie Morgan said...

I ponder. When it blows around in the breeze like in the photo, I wonder if things get caught in it like debris trapped against the freeway fencing.

Erin O'Brien said...

Sometimes a woman sees a man. Sometimes that woman thinks, hmmmm, I'd like to sit on that guy's head.

When I see the Trumpster, I don't think about sitting on his head.

Does that answer the question?

Cosmic Navel Lint said...

Perhaps worth noting that 'trump' in the UK is slang/vernacular for 'fart'. So the only thing the US needs to decide - should he become president - is whether Trump's hairdo gets its own Secret Service security detail and a seat on Air Force One? That, and you wouldn't know whether to feed it a saucer of milk or to beat it to death with a stick.

Leslie Morgan said...

Hmmm. No, thanks to the offer of that seat. I'm thinking it would tickle or itch.

WV-hansinet. What he needs to control that flying mop.

Bill said...

I imagine that when the 64 year old Donald wakes up in the morning, sees the beautiful 41 year old woman beside him and checks out his account balances,he probably looks at the hideous mop in the mirror and says, "wtf".

Once Known as The Badger said...

I never liked the man, but after seeing this photo, I find him actually frightening. I think he should have his DNA tested. I don't think he's one of us. But then, I don't have much hair these days.

Vince said...

I hate to say it but The Donald is the only plausible candidate for the republicans in your country and mine in twenty years.
WTF does it say that in your country reps were the government for ten of those years and seventeen here.

VideoDude said...

I demand to see the birth certificate for that hair!

Bill said...

Speaking of birth certificates. Soneone did a great job on this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhKuunp8D8&feature=player_embedded

jo said...

ah, hell, i'm eatin lunch here!

that'll teach me to not eat at the computer I suppose...

Bill the Wrenchbender said...

Wow, I thought I had bad hair!!!
The man has plenty of money to hire a staff just for hair maintenance, that's like a 4 dimensional comb-over-thru-around.

philbilly said...

Well,dadgummit,looks like sumptin sure as hell sat on his haid.



WV= wimin
I likes to go swimmin with bow-legged wimin.

Anonymous said...

I bet the Bronx Cobra is in there.

RJ

Erin O'Brien said...

Leslie--I would worry about chemical burn.

Leslie Morgan said...

EOB, I never even considered that. Thanks for having my ~ ummm ~ back! Those concoctions could prove toxic.

WV-hypoup. Yep. That is all.

Bill said...

The Trump Rug is obviously a chick magnet. I'm probably going to order one.

Erin O'Brien said...

Bill, do you ever get sick of yourself?

Bill said...

Erin: No.

Bill said...

But, speaking of getting sick. Have you noticed that a lot of people are getting a little queasy about the President?
http://bit.ly/gHlKwH

Anonymous said...

Hmm Trump as the President? Now talk about a First Lady the press would follow like love sick puppy dogs. It sure would not be boring, wonder if he would turn Congress into a game show? Never mind it already is.



James Old Guy

Anonymous said...

How come Trump can't find a suitable wife that was born in the good ol' U S of A? Doesn't he like American women?

VideoDude said...

Bill,

Why is it when there is a poll that shows people are against the Teapublicans (like polls showing the majority of people are against Union busting); according to the Teapub minions, polls don't matter, are subjective, "the only poll that matters is the one last November", But when a poll agrees with the Teapubs or exhibits numbers against the Dems than they are significant?

Bill said...

dude: I don't normally try to make the other side's case for them. Especially here, on The Eriin O'Brien Owner's Manual. There are plenty of lefties with plenty of googled research to make their own case. And, since I'm clearly in the minority here, it just doesn't make sense. OK?

Hal said...

Bill, that video is bogus. The bottom line is - Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961, and there is an overwhelming body of evidence that supports that. Because he was born in this country, he is a natural born citizen. Conversely, there is ZERO credible evidence that he was born in Kenya, Indonesia, or the moon. Yet The Donald - who has conceded that he believes that Obama was born here - still wants to see his birth certificate. Why? What would that prove that he doesn't already believe?

This is going to be a fun campaign. I think the GOP nominee will be carted off to a rubber room after election day.

BTW Bill, what do you think? Do you believe Obama was born in Hawaii? If not, where do you think he was born, and why do you think that?

Bill said...

Hal: I think he was born in Hawaii and that he's just fucking with everyone by not releasing his real birth certificate. I can understand why other people would be skeptical though. I mean, if he won't release the bc and the governer of Hawaii can't find it and he won't release his college records, then it does raise the possibility of something weird.

VideoDude said...

I'm just sayin', Bill!

Mike said...

Erin, all your questions would be answered with a birth certificate from the hair....

Yabu (EOTIS) said...

@Hal

Obama should make public his birth certificate. Just show it and be done with it. No big deal unless he's hiding something. I cannot believe the President of the United Stats of America can not or will not produce a birth certificate. What is he afraid of? The question is...Was he, or was he not, born on American soil? This is a yes or no question. Just produce it...the question will be answered. I'm not right or left, but I believe he should step up to the plate. Kinda like American baseball or apple pie. Prove it, I say. What is he hiding? Would you hire someone who dodges the most elementary of questions? Well you hired him, and that doesn't say much about your interviewing skills. You're so caught up in right bashing, you can't see the forest for the trees. Go burn some rope.

"overwhelming body of evidence"...just produce it and prove it...no big deal.

You tell me, why can't he prove where he was born? Please tell me, I'm really curious.

Hal said...

@Yabu - He already did produce a birth certificate almost three years ago in an effort to just be done with it, and in response to equally bogus questions about his citizenship. So we really are done with it. We really are. This yes or no question has been answered. And you know what? Even if he did produce his long form birth certificate, right wingers would still find something wrong with it - it's a forgery, it still doesn't prove he was born in Hawaii, there's missing information, etc. etc. etc. Why? For the same reason a dog licks it's own nuts - they can, and there are enough gullible people who will believe whatever they say.

There is no credible reason to question Obama's citizenship. It is based on zero evidence that even remotely suggests he was born anywhere but Hawaii and to suggest otherwise is to suggest a massive conspiracy that several Hawaiian state officials - including the current governor's predecessor (who all said they have seen his original birth certificate and have proclaimed it to be authentic - are in on. Why would they lie about that?

If you can find some evidence that proves me wrong, I'd love to see it, but I can almost bet that whatever you produce has already been debunked - yes I'm talking about what his grandmother said, as well as his traveling to Pakistan without a US Passport in 1981, or his spending millions of dollars fighting birther lawsuits (all of which have been tossed out of court).

And you say I can't see the forest for the trees? Now that's comedy!

You have been taken in by con artists, my friend, one of whom is The Donald.

alphadog said...

Yabu and Hal,
Seeing the forest and not just the trees, what the hell difference does it even make anymore? We have been so sold down the river by flag waving self proclaimed true blue all American politicians of both parties that I would be relieved to find out that our President is a foreign born marxist/communist sleeper cell terrorist Muslim. I would at least then have respect for a worthy opponent.
In reality, it is the smarmy eighty plus percent of our elected officials, past and present, who, for power and personal gain, have fucked this country beyond redemption.
When I was a young man, a favorite slogan of the anti-war set was "What if they gave a war and nobody came?" Well try this, What if they gave an election and nobody came.

Bill said...

And for you Obamanites who claim that there is no difference between a Certification of Live Birth and a Birth Certificate, we, as well as the State of Hawaii, would have to disagree with you.

Pay close attention to the following Hawaiian legal statute:

“[§338-17.8] Certificates for children born out of State.
(a) Upon application of an adult or the legal parents of a minor child, the director of health shall issue a birth certificate for such adult or minor, provided that proof has been submitted to the director of health that the legal parents of such individual while living without the Territory or State of Hawaii had declared the Territory or State of Hawaii as their legal residence for at least one year immediately preceding the birth or adoption of such child.
(b) Proof of legal residency shall be submitted to the director of health in any manner that the director shall deem appropriate. The director of health may also adopt any rules pursuant to chapter 91 that he or she may deem necessary or proper to prevent fraudulent applications for birth certificates and to require any further information or proof of events necessary for completion of a birth certificate.
(c) The fee for each application for registration shall be established by rule adopted pursuant to chapter 91. [L 1982, c 182, §1]”

Everybody get that?

As long as an adult can walk into Hawaii’s version of the Department of Records and provide proof that they are a legal resident of Hawaii, the document is issued.

The child, on the other hand, could have been born in Hawaii, Kenya, or a back-alley in Budapest.

Hal said...

@Bill, that is staggering proof that Obama was not born in Hawaii, thereby negating what he produced three years ago. Were I you, I would write a very strongly worded letter to my congressman - heck, I might even swear - demanding Obama's impeachment because he is a usurper.

Bill said...

Hal: It's not proof of anything. It just points out that there's a difference in types of birth records. I still don't understand why someone doesn't just get the long form certificate and prove all of the skeptics to be a bunch of fools. Around here, you have to have your kid's "real" birth record in order for him/her to play Little League Baseball. Is that too high of a bar for the President?

Yabu (EOTIS) said...

@Hal

I just want to see his official birth certificate, that's all. Show it to me, that's all. I have one, and I've had to show it many times before. He DID NOT produce a birth certificate. You need to get in the game and stop licking your own nuts.

And to all who say they have seen his original birth certificate? If they'd seen it, so would we. Pay attention...Just for the sake of conversation, what if he wasn't born on American soil? What then?

It really doesn't matter how I feel about our President, but if I have to produce mine, he should produce his. Above all, he should be held accountable. It's a simple yes or no question...was he, or was he not, born in America? It's a binary question,,,yes or no, or on or off. Just prove it, that's all I'm saying.

Yabu (EOTIS) said...

@Hal
One more thing, if you're ready to slow dance...bring it on. That is a challenge. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO REPRESENT YOURSELF? You are a wimp. You know where to find me...pussy. Fuck you...get in the game, Idiot. I welcome your reply, asshole.

Sorry Erin, I couldn't resist. This loser probably couldn't beat-off by himself...he has some problems.

Bring it on!

Erin O'Brien said...

Yabu, I do not tolerate that sort of behavior on these pages. You can swear and rant all you like, but name calling and insults will not stand.

I detest deleting comments and won't delete your last one, but please do not repeat that sort of thing. You are welcome here anytime, just please keep it polite.

Yabu said...

No problem, I won't be back...it's your house, after-all. I apologize to you, but not to Hal. Have a good life.

Bill said...

Sort of a buzz kill, Yabu.

alphadog said...

Aww Bill, you do crack me up.

Hal said...

And Bill, the section of the law you posted is titled, "Certificates for children born out of state."

That also means children born IN STATE can get one too. So, once again, to claim what he produced is insufficient, don't you also have to show how Obama was born out of state - or country in this case. So far no one has produced any non-fraudulent evidence of this.

Hal said...

Not that you've said it isn't enough, but many people have.