The Queen shall not be subjected to her subjects.
The Queen shall not have subjects.
The Queen shall have subjects.
The only subject the Queen shall have shall be Sexual Education.
The Queen's entire body shall be anointed with precious oils by the handmaiden's of the Queen, who shall then draw the excess oil from the skin of the Queen by slowly and gently passing a portion of whale bone over the landscape of the Queen's voluptuous corpus.
The Queen, having further considered the implications of the Queenly Oil Anointment Procedure (such as how to employ the excess oil), shall withdraw the previous decree and instead anoint herself with Suave Mango Mandarin body lotion.
There shall be a monument erected in honor of the Breasts of the Queen.
Per the Queen, the word Breast shall only be capitalized when used In reference To the Queen.
The Queen shall be served massive bowls of Ruffles Reduced Fat potato chips and cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer by a shirtless David Muir.
The Queen shall consider the employ Of Bejeweled Marital Aids.
Using the word "Bejeweled" amuses the Queen.
The chocolates of the Queen shall include (but not be limited to) fun-size Butterfinger Crisp.
The Queen shall be a fair and magnanimous ruler.
The Queen Is the Queen.
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