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I am at the Mini Cooper dealership waiting for my Mini Cooper to get serviced. They have free wifi, hence this post. Please lower your expectations and enjoy.
-The new Mini Coopers think they are cooler than my '03 Mini Cooper, but they are wrong.
-This YouTube was sent to me by an Owner's Manual visitor. I will allow him to reveal himself if he so chooses.
I love the martini that shows up at he beginning of "Round Two"
-Here's a dirty picture just for philbilly.
-You want to blow all your gas out after that dirty pic? Dig the sort of thing I write for money.
-The Mini Cooper service guy thinks I'm wearing purple underwear. I am not. (It's a long story.)
-I love this guy: I am writing you today.
-Oh man peeps, I am having fun live-tweeting this stay at the Mini Cooper dealership! Hope some of you are following me.
-I call the color of my Mini Cooper "Dr. Pepper." They don't have it any more (no, my Mini Cooper is not one of those pictured. Those Mini Coopers are still waiting.)
-I love my Mini Cooper.
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