Husband: You know what I'm doing.
Husband: I'm just trying to turn you on.
Wife: You really want to turn me on?
Husband: Yes, I really want to turn you on.
Wife: If you really want to turn me on, tell me about how you're going to replace the dimmer switch in the kitchen and fix my vacuum.
Husband: I'm going to replace the dimmer switch in the kitchen and fix your vacuum.
Wife: No, not like that. Tell me about the dimmer switch.
Husband: I'm going to replace it with one that has a slide mechanism.
Wife: MmmmmMMMMmmm.
Husband: Hoover Bagless Windtunnel Upright.
Wife: Upright?
Husband: Upright.
Wife. Very nice.
Husband. I'm going to replace the brush roller casing.
Wife: Purrrrr.
Husband: 12 amp.
Wife: Oh my god say that again.
Husband: 12 amp.
Wife: C'mon over here baby and getcha some sugar.
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9 comments:
yep 12 amps does it every time..lol
I get a boner just hearing: Dyson
Boner, hard-on, woody.
We have the funniest words for erection.
I think Jim Sciutto is hot. I wonder what Jim Sciutto calls his erections.
Sometimes I have a tendency to overuse italics.
Good thing The O'Brien is cleaning again all day. The O'Brien seems to be having a hard time focusing.
Or.......
Husband to wife: "keep doing that, except faster"
wife: "do you like that?"
husband: snoring sound
How romantic... and how cool that you two are such good friends as well.
My favorite term has long been "Sporting a chub". Works for me!
I've been away much too long. Gawd but I love you The O'Brien.
On a related note, I don't comment anywhere anymore because either my computer is near death or every single commentind system in the universe sucks.
Ahahahaha. xD
Is that a repost? I think you posted that before... Still just as clever though!
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