Saturday, December 05, 2009

I know you are but what am I?

From last week's "Police Blotter," the Sun Star-Courier:

DISTURBANCE, WHITNEY ROAD:
Several residents called police Sunday because they heard violent screaming and yelling coming from a nearby apartment.
The resident causing the ruckus, who was home alone, told police he had been drinking and was arguing with himself.

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I like him. I like him a lot.

16 comments:

Rabbit said...

It wasn't me. I promise. No! REALLY! This has NEVER happened to me. Ever.

Bridget Callahan said...

The important question is WHAT HE WAS ARGUING ABOUT.

Erin O'Brien said...

That's the entire report, but I like to think the tiff was over whose turn it was to sleep on the wet spot.

standing on my head said...

i want to know who won the argument.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when lonely people receive the Costco sales flyers.

P.S. This started my day with a smile. I'm sitting here fact checking marijuana sisters screed (so far pretty good, somewhere in there is a freedom fighter) because I don't have audio at work and I'm cold. It snowed on the Highland Rim in Tennessee last night. Has it snowed in Clveland yet?

RJ

LimesNow said...

There is nothing like having a good dust-up with oneself to clear the air! The next morning it all feels so much better.

WV - clellyr Give me the number to your clellyr and I'll call you some time.

Hiding Myself From Me said...

Happens every time I get pie-eyed and stand in front of a mirror ... Usually starts out with " What are you looking at ? "

Tag said...

Was that Tiger and Elen again?
wv-vatogial-expletive deleted.

Amy L. Hanna said...

I miss the Euclid Sun Journal.

Al Penwasser said...

Did he win or lose? Hmm, the more I think about it, a case could be made that he both won AND lost!

Dan said...

It happens to ventriloquists all the time. Senor Wences lived in exile for many years...

Kirk Jusko said...

I've argued with myself cold sober.

@Amy--I assume that was once part of the Sun Newspaper chain. It's a crime what they've done to those papers. You now get 10 suburbs crammed into something barely the size of the Plain Dealer metro section. In fact, you might as well just read the PD metro section instead.

Kirk Jusko said...

By the way, I live on Whitney Rd, not too far from the Mad Cactus. I wonder if that happened in my apartment complex.

Tony said...

Drunk or sober don't we all.

G said...

From where I come from, this is considered normal behavior, and usually doesn't merit a second glance.

Ohiofarmgirl said...

Could they DESCRIBE the ruckus?