Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ten things stay at home moms say in the summer

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1. Go mow the lawn.

2. Turn it down.

3. As soon as your father gets home.

4. We can make Kool-Aid instead.

5. No.

6. Go play in the sprinkler.

7. Yes.

8. Well missy, I waited nine months for you.

9. I don't care who else is going.

10. Complaining about it won't make you feel any cooler.

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13 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

Way cool! Whimsy does live, and it has an address here!!

Glass Houses said...

What happened to "when does school start?"

Erin O'Brien said...

"I don't know what you're talking about. Summer camp is going to be fun."

DogsDontPurr said...

My boyfriend was recently laid off, and is now just hanging around the house most of the time. I think I could apply some of these phrases to him. I especially love, "Go play in the sprinkler."

Mr. L said...

I seem to recall "Kids should be in school 12 months a year".... :)

Tony said...

#11- Because I said so!

Earl Tesch said...

#12 - I'll let you out of the crate just as soon as I'm finished with this crack.

LimesNow said...

I'm the adult here, that's why!

deangc said...

11. Why don't you go see what (friend) is doing?

John Ettorre said...

This list made me laugh. Also made me glad to no longer be a kid at home all summer with his mom.

Al The Retired Army Guy said...

It's official - Erin has become my mother.

Al
TRAG

philbilly said...

12. When I was your age, we didn't have [fill in the blank].

Rory L. Aronsky said...

13. I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it if I can make it look like an accident.