Saturday, May 23, 2009

Crystal clear Bristol

"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex. Think about the consequences. If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody."–Bristol Palin in an interview with People Magazine.


Hal said...

So abstinence was unrealistic before it was realistic?

She's a true Palin, that Bristol!

Shaina said...

*blinks rapidly* say, WHAT? "nobody would be having sex" is just a ludicrous statement in any context unless the preceding statement was "if all sex killed people". and i don't know about you, but for me the consequence of sex is that i feel really really good. that's because of a little thing called BIRTH CONTROL.

Anonymous said...

Being a baby boomer I had the experience of coming of age during "The Sexual Revolution." One day amidst all my piss and vinegar and radical outspokeness my mother (now 88 and still rocking) looked at me and asked "Do you think your generation invented sex?"

Sorry Bristol, screamin babies, chastity belts and threats of eternal damnation haven't stopped it, I doubt your vacuous logic will.


Harry Finch said...

It's very easy, at any age, to not possess the facility to see your baby as someone who will someday be able read and discover that you wish he had never been born.

Erin O'Brien said...

It's really sad, isn't it. Whether she was joking or just not thinking, it doesn't matter. She said a horrible thing about her kid.

Why doesn't this kid just go home? Why does this horrific public display keep going on? It's just the worst.

philbilly said...

Spoken like a fool raised by very, very stupid parents.

I heard the little cuckolded sperm donor whining about his lot on TV the other day day,too. His spawner sat supportively next to him, with the fawning gaze of the New 'Merkun Mother. NMM's never allow their chillun's fuckups to be assigned, that would be worse than admitting they failed at shopping.

Here in the Cleve, we see them screaming on TV about their baby's being "good boys", after being gunned down by fellow thugs and/or cops. It's mostly a show for the camera, the prelude for a wrongful death suit, which is even mo better than food stamps.

Shut the fuck up for a minute, whiners, it's Memorial Day weekend.

Join us in remembering the selfless and brave.

I'll commit every cell of my being, every waking moment, to keeping this punk's moronic spawner out the White House.

God help us. That our countrymen could consider this trailer trash fit for office. Turn off that goddam television.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Obama daughters continue to behave like young ladies.

philbilly said...

And, oh yeah;

Thank you to President Obama for getting the PAK to man up and take it to those skirt-hiding sheep buggering taliban fucks in the SWAT. Squat down and shit on yer sandals, Tali, the jig is up. No more throwing acid in schoolgirl's faces for you.

Ya know, like we should have done on September 12th, 2001.

God bless our troops and keep them safe.

Lord Basil said...

You liberal leftists are really quaking oin your boots over Palin, the way you keep bringing her up and slandering her family.

Just as Ann Coulter says, "liberals attack that which they fear."

Sarahcudda '12!


Anonymous said...

Lord Basil if I wasn't certain your rap is a level I'd say this. Fear of Palin is rational just like fear of say...grizzly bears.


Zen Wizard said...

I dunno I am torn on this issue--nobody ever died of celibacy but lives were certainly ruined forever by unwanted pregnancies.

Glad I got my groove on when it was still fashionable and somehow escaped a life of misery married to someone just because of an accident.

philbilly said...


You got nothing.

Glass Houses said...

Hey Bristol,

There are millions and millions of women out there who have sex time and time again in hopes that they will someday have a screaming newborn. Some of them would give anything in the world to have what you have.

Silly girl, you could have given him up for adoption to someone who won't resent him. But then you coulnd't play the martyr, could you?

philbilly said...

Well said, GH.