At 28 second mark in yesterday's silly youtube, you can hear my computer announce the time. My computer announces the time every thirty minutes.
It's nine thirty, said my computer 15 minutes ago.
What I heard, however, was this:
It's nine thirty.
That's thirty minutes later than the last time I had to come over here and tell you what time it is. And, just like at nine o'clock, you have now allowed another thirty minutes to transpire during which you have made no positive contribution to world at large. You are a piece of shit and if you check your email or stat counter one more time, the authorities are going to come over here and put you in asshole prison.
Oh joy. Now it's nine fifty. Wonder what she'll be telling me in ten minutes.