Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Emergency post



Dedicated to the intrepid Alex Pruteanu.

26 comments:

(S)wine said...

oh the humanity! and we are a Superpower.

Shaina said...

whaaaaaaat???? people like that make me despair for our nation's future.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we could hook her up with Levi Johnston. That'd piss Bristol off!

RJ

Kirk Jusko said...

She could have answered, "I don't know."

Or, "Maybe they once knew, but forgot."

Or, "I guess they went to bad schools"

The map comment, by itself, might have sufficed. Why couldn't that be the reason?

Instead, she must have felt longer is smarter, lack of content notwithstanding.

She'll make a great press secretary someday.

(S)wine said...

thanks eob for the influx of people from Cleveland and Ohio, in general.
you're the best.

Caroline said...

That was one of the most painful things I've ever suffered through. I'd rather give birth to an alligator...full grown!

philbilly said...

My solution is to offer the charming and well intentioned Miss SC private tutorials.

Let's google.

I kid, but we are screwed.

Fortunately, little kids who grow up poor in shit conditions often whittle their wits to a fine edge just making through the hood, and if they get the slightest break (NOTE: a "break" is not a bloated, unaccountable gummint program administered by ethnocentric carpetbaggers), they come out shrewd and possess voracious appetites for learning on their feet.

I'm bettin' on half the hood and what's left of the middle class. The rich girls and boys do, however, support the fashun racket and other frivolity. We'll sell them stuff.

Lord Basil said...

She sounds like B. Hussein Obama without his teleprompter.

In fact, her gibberish sounds a lot like the totalitarian socialism he is promoting, a by-product of which will convert our children to homosexuality.

I'm glad I own several guns.

VideoDude said...

Basil,

Actually she sounds more like George W. Bush, with or without a Teleprompter! I never will understand: now we have a president who actually speaks intelleigently, of all the things the Right could complain about, and it is Obama's oratory. Maybe you need to review some old George W. Bush speeches.

VideoDude said...

Now that I re-watched the video again, I think she is a Sarah Palin spechwriter!!!!

VideoDude said...

Whew! must be early! First post: Should Be: intellegently! Second Post: speechwriter! I hope I get half credit for catching my own mistakes! LOL!

Erin O'Brien said...

Dear Lord,

Thank you for your continued patronage and diligent support of my site and my efforts.

Erin O'Brien said...

Here's an articulate Palin comment:

"It's relevant to connect that association he has with Ayers, not so much he as a person Ayers, but the whole situation and the truthfulness and the judgment there that you must question if again he's not being forthright in all of his answers," Palin said. "It makes you wonder about the forthrightness, the truthfulness of the plans he's telling Americans with regards to the economic recovery."--HuffPo

Sorta makes the silly little SC broad (and is there any doubt whether or not she was raised to ride the elephant?) look like a genius. Hey! I think she's got a brilliant political career ahead of her with the RNC!!

hoosierboy said...

At least she knows Austrian is not a language.

hoosierboy said...

I bet she knows there are only fifty states, not "all 57 or 58".

hoosierboy said...

for reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1diNthezRk&feature=player_embedded

maybe this time I will not hit enter before I am done...

philbilly said...

Basil, sorry to hear yer kid's gay, a spice girl?



I'm gonna [edit: have a rational discussion] the fuck outa Ayers if I ever meet him for standing on the Flag. Useless academic wastrel. Tax sucking punk.

Anonymous said...

I love the gestalt of these incidental posts that generate all manner of comments that have little or nothing to do with the topic.

Kudos to Lord. I laughed out loud.

I'd pay to see a cage match between Bill Ayers and Philbilly.

I bet hoosier boy could make money on a DVD of Obama gafs. Then we could tax the profits and give them to welfare mothers.

RJ

Erin O'Brien said...

The post was a public conclusion to a private conversation. And that's all I'm saying about that.

The Internet is fun.

philbilly said...

RJ,

I, too, enjoy a little gestalt and pepper on my morning ham and angst.

True fact: the mere mention of Ayers pushes philbilly's buttons.

VideoDude said...

Why are we asking beauty queens politcal questions? We are not going to elect a beauty queen to public office...erf...Sarah Palin was a beauty queen! Now I understand!

Maybe Sarah was her speechwriter!

Anonymous said...

So what? I'd still hit it....

VideoDude said...

Not Much upstairs...but, OH, What A Stairstep!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!

The Fool said...

That's pure torture. Definitely a product of the NCLB Act. She must be a Palin relative, too. Just. must. be.

By and by, Sarah has screwed up so much up here that she's wracked up half a million in legal expenses from lawsuits against her...she now has a defense fund set up so folks can donate money to help pay her legal fees. Just think about what she could do as president.

See: http://www.themudflats.net/2009/04/07/sarah-palins-legal-defense-fund-is-here/

(S)wine said...

i'm not quite sure how this became a political back and (a)fro' and probably won't take the time to sift through the thread, but lemme say this: i'm happy to see the oul' American edumacation system kickin' it on all cylinders, as evidenced by this heah' fine specimen of a...high school graduate?

John Ettorre said...

Man, did I get a deep belly laugh from this one. Friend of yours, Erin?