Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Phone cam round up


Renegade grocery cart.


Hummer taking two spots. Figures.


Weird pic of Erin looking into a mirror on the floor of the chandelier store (don't ask).


Wonder if they unlock it after hours.


Dropped your pacie, kid.


Viva Velveeta!


"God I need Money" scrawled on ATM. Wonder if he granted the request.


Whole goat leg for sale. Pass the salt.


Okay.


Can I borrow your comb, Dude?

29 comments:

Ravenor said...

The poor kid is likely missing his/her binky...

ben said...

Was the kid in the beer cooler? That's MY binky...

Ravenor said...

*laughs*

Anonymous said...

Would anyone besides me be tempted to jam the renegade shopping cart into the drivers side door of the hummer?


RJ

Erin O'Brien said...

That Hummer pissed me off so bad that day ...

Amy L. Hanna said...

LOL @ the ginormous end cap of Velveeta - didja load up for the next rash of rare welshbit?

Can't tell you how many times I've been tempted to leave a snarky message on those double-parked phuckers' cars, though. Something like: "Next time try parking LENGTHWISE!". Alas.

Kirk Jusko said...

And to think I obsess when I park TOO CLOSE to the white line!

VideoDude said...

I came out of Sam's Club the other day. There was a Hummer taking up not one but two handicap parking spaces. I think to buy a Hummer you most have lots of money and little or no common sense, and no consideration for others.

Rodger Jacobs said...

Whether intended or not, that was an interesting socio-economic photo essay: the stranded, broken-down shopping cart, bereft of shopping bags; the Hummer and all that it implies; the stacks of Velveeta, the sad and pathetic message scrawled on the ATM. And that bar room floor looks mighty familiar. Is that ... Tony's?

Erin O'Brien said...

Worse yet ... it's STEAK AND SHAKE!!

I hope everyone can see the comb in the guy's pocket. Who still does that?

Rodger Jacobs said...

I stopped carrying a comb when I was 17. God gave us baseball caps to keep our unruly hair in place. The comb, on the other hand, is a man-made invention.

Paul said...

That's not even a Greaser comb. What was he thinking?!

Alan states said...

When I see a Hummer like that. I park as close as I can possibly get to the drivers side door, mess with them.

Caroline said...

THAT was fun!!!! Alan, I do that too, close enough that they can;t even get to it. Yeah I know what I am. There's a great website called youparklikeanass.com and you can print off these "tickets" and leave them on windshields. I've been known to do that too.

Glass Houses said...

I recognized the steak and shake.

I worked there for about a year in high school.

**Shudders**

Museful said...

Looks like the cart I used at Marc's the other day.

Bill the Wrenchbender said...

Great stuff, just wanted to say Howdy, back to work with a vengeance, not much surfing time lately!

Rory L. Aronsky said...

Whole goat leg for sale. Pass the salt.

Erin, jesus! Give us fair warning first with a blog entry that begins: "Hi, I'm Erin and I've become a cannibal." Then, the obvious will follow:

Hi Erin! ;)

Rory L. Aronsky said...

Oh, and about the first pic, I guess that's what happens when you install hydraulics on a shopping cart.

philbilly said...

That shopping cart would make one fine
ratrod.

philbilly said...

P.S.
Anybody old to remember when a Hummer was a musical blowjob?
Just sayin.

Generous Motors acts like Hummer is the fugly one-night stand they picked up at
closing time, and now it's walk of shame time.

God, I love this country.

philbilly said...

That'd be "old enough"

Senility sucks.

Mone said...

If trying to keep business away you just need to put the "Please use other door" sign on each of the entrances, that would be sooo bad ;) hahahahaha

(S)wine said...

true story: i had a friend (now living and working in Japan) who LOATHED double-parkers or people who took up two spaces. in those days (mid 80s) there were no Hummers for public, but we had our fair share of giganto big-balls trucks. one of them was parked, taking up the last two spaces in our school's parking lot. my friend and i were late to class, finding a spot off campus and walking because of this putz and his truck. at lunch, my friend came out and left a nasty, huge dump on the truck's hood. he actually squatted and left the gift there for the owner. true story.

Erin O'Brien said...

Holy shit!

Whitenoise said...

yeah, very interesting photo essay, particularly the ATM message. Currently back in Mickeyville for a few hours- the cracks, they are a startin' to show in the local economy... This hotel is so deserted, it's freakin' spooky.

Al the Retired Army Guy said...

Personally, I hate anyone, regardless of vehicle, who takes up two parking spots. People like that should be beaten, and when unconscious, woken up and beaten again. I drive a Dodge Ram extended cap, but I never double park - it's just inconsiderate and rude.

Velveeta? What's that?

Al
TRAG

Al The Retired Army Guy said...

Sorry, Extended Cab.

Al
TRAG

Deodand said...

You could've at least written DOUCHEBAG on his driver side window in lipstick.