Still in it's attractive display case.
State-of-the-art in men's grooming, circa 1977.
Fortunately, when I took these from the boxes in order to photograph them, it seemed they'd never been opened before. Nonetheless, I cannot resist taking this opportunity to say, "All my men wear English Leather ... or they wear nothing at all."
Does anyone know what the "Saxon Reaction" is?
This device pioneered the breakthrough technology that brought new heights to men's hair.
What he reads when you're not watching.
People, this is what real marriage looks like.
The most terrifying thing about all of this is that the Goat saved every item except the Max for Men hair dryer (it no longer worked) and is threatening to use these items one day. Based on the odor that emanated from the Brut soap on a rope when we opened the clear green plastic case (we did not lather it up, but the stench filled the room nonetheless), I told him that if he ever employs it I will divorce him.
As a public service, I urge all of you to forward this post to every woman you know.