Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Most Emasculated Man in the World

You don't have to watch much of the following vid to view the Most Emasculated Man in the World. Believe me gentlemen, all the Viagra in the world won't save you from the plight of Infomercial Sidekick:

Her fingernails, the "stuffed soup," his looks of gastronomic ecstasy...

What can I say, I want an Express 101 myself!


Anonymous said...

Wow. Truly disturbing.

Everything is in the same shape. And God only knows what she has under her nails. All we have to do now is hook her up with Rachel Ray and it will be E. Coli for everybody!


Helen Mansfield said...

I am an informercial junkie. I don't actually buy the products, thank Christ, but I have wasted a good three hours on a Sunday watching those bad boys.

Trag, I used to disgust my friends in high school when I'd find food under my fingernails at the end of lunch. I'd cheerfully exclaim "Ooo, look -- desert!" and lick whatever it was.

So, yeah. I'm disgusting on a couple of levels.

Erin O'Brien said...

Infomercials are one of my fave stupid human tricks. They fascinate me. I even wrote a column about it.

But, oh! the Infomercial Sidekick men! I feel certain that if you stripped off their relaxed-fit Dockers and Fruit of theLooms, instead of 6 inches of bobbing manhood, you'd find a dayglo green O-cello kitchen sponge.

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Anonymous said...

OMG!!! I hope the poor fellow was paid well for this de-masculinazation! But I doubt it.

shaina said...

i love how surprised she always is by the fact that the stuff is HOT. um, duh. you just took it out of a cooker!

DogsDontPurr said...

Didn't Mike Rowe work for QVC at one time? I think you might have even blogged about it. But now look at what he's become....rowrrrr!!!

So maybe there is some hope for all those aspiring infomercial guys out there.