Come on! Take this fun Erin O'Brien challenge!
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Q & A Number One:
Q: Can you tell me who sings the songs on the HUMMER commercials?"
A: Sure. Just check out our TV Spots section to watch the spots and to find out the band(s) behind the song(s).
Q & A Number Two:
Q: Can you tell me what sort of gas mileage I can expect to get out of my new HUMMER?
A: Are you out of your fucking mind? If we told you that shit, you'd be high-tailing ass over to that Smart Car website. Take some pity on us, dude. We're like that one guy back in high school who lifted weights seven hours a day in order to compensate for his peanut-shell pecker. You think he whipped that thing out in the first five minutes of a date? Hell no. Some things you just gotta ease into.
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Now before you submit your answer, remember you want to pick the one you think is on the FAQ sheet, not the one you think is actually asked more frequently.