Is it normal to want to want to procure a firearm and walk down the street with it, blowing every traffic light to pieces?
Is it bad when you want a drink at 8:30 a.m.?
Does anybody else ever want to stand on a public mailbox and scream "You asshole!" at the top of their lungs for no particular reason?
I want to throw out all my underwear, eat four garlic pizzas and drink a lot of really cold shitty beer.
I use the word "imbue" too much.
I don't care about that candy-ass designer coffee.
I like Pez dispensers, but I don't like Pez candy.
Why don't the people who protest the killing of deer protest Wal-Mart for selling rat poison?
Why can't I go topless in the summer?
I have a cavity in nearly every tooth in my head.
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