Sunday, May 18, 2008
Recession post vol. four: the three-point shower
1. Activate shower, adjusting water to a moderate temperature.
2. Using a dependable bar of deodorant soap, vigorously lather the three areas indicated in the above graphic, contorting body/limbs as needed.
4. De-activate shower.
Estimated time: Two minutes. Add face splashing/foot washing as needed. An excellent preparation for "quickie" conjugal visitations.