Hello beautiful people.
I would love to write a Rainy Day Woman entry tentatively titled "Ask Erin." I could ask myself questions, but that would be more masturbatory than actual masturbation. Hence, this post.
Have anything you'd like to ask me?
Is there a god? What is the social implication of thongs? What exactly is a "stinker?"* No subject is taboo. Submit as many questions as you'd like. You can leave your questions in the comment section or preserve the mystery and email them to me privately.
I have no idea if this will come off, so I can't guarantee anything. Maybe I won't get any questions; maybe I'll get dozens. I'm hoping to have some real fun with this, so have at it.
And thanks in advance to anyone who gives this call for queries a shout on their own blog (hint, hint).
*Now that I'm thinking about it, what the eff is a stinker? What does it mean when someone looks at you coyly and says, "Why, you stinker!" Methinks it's somewhere between an endearment and a barb with a side order of cute. It sort of insults a person's intelligence, but nicely--in a juvenile way ...
See what happens when I'm left alone?
This is exactly why I can't ask my own questions, it's like a lizard eating its own tail. It's dangerous. So please--help!