Monday, February 04, 2008

Be part of an exciting new experiment!

Hello beautiful people.

I would love to write a Rainy Day Woman entry tentatively titled "Ask Erin." I could ask myself questions, but that would be more masturbatory than actual masturbation. Hence, this post.

Have anything you'd like to ask me?

Is there a god? What is the social implication of thongs? What exactly is a "stinker?"* No subject is taboo. Submit as many questions as you'd like. You can leave your questions in the comment section or preserve the mystery and email them to me privately.

I have no idea if this will come off, so I can't guarantee anything. Maybe I won't get any questions; maybe I'll get dozens. I'm hoping to have some real fun with this, so have at it.

And thanks in advance to anyone who gives this call for queries a shout on their own blog (hint, hint).

*Now that I'm thinking about it, what the eff is a stinker? What does it mean when someone looks at you coyly and says, "Why, you stinker!" Methinks it's somewhere between an endearment and a barb with a side order of cute. It sort of insults a person's intelligence, but nicely--in a juvenile way ...

See what happens when I'm left alone?

This is exactly why I can't ask my own questions, it's like a lizard eating its own tail. It's dangerous. So please--help!

23 comments:

danb said...

Let me weigh in on the stinker quotient... to call someone a "stinker" implies that they are cheeky, tart and oh-so-clever, with a side order of cute smothered in strawberries.

deangc said...

Or that they have gas.

deangc said...

Ok, here's an Erin O'Brien sort of question: there are tons of sex toys for women. Which ones give you the biggest bang for your buck?

Pun intended.

Anonymous said...

If The Goat fell in the Cuyahoga River would he drown, or decay?

RJ

Norm said...

Dear Erin:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Wait, what? You've heard that one before? Oh. Darn.
Never mind then.

danb said...

Riddle me this:

Why are we immune to our own farts?

GLITTERGIRL said...

if you had to choose between the blog and the free times gig, which would you select?

what is your favorite soup?

which mel do you prefer, brooks or gibson?

which condiment do you prefer, mayo or miracle whip?

who would play you in the movie adaptation of your life?

what song makes you cry?

ok, that's it for now, more later!

DogsDontPurr said...

So when you make a hamburger, do you toast and butter the bun, just toast the bun..no butter, or do you just have the bun raw?

Erin O'Brien said...

You people are good.

GLITTERGIRL said...

raw buns? sicky!

Sam Bennet said...

What is the social implication of ties?
Just something that I have wondered about a bit.
Always avoided them myself.

Apogee-v said...

Which would you rather find in heaven? Total love or total understanding. And would either get real boring for eternity?

monson said...

Is sex better with or without clothing?

Hal said...

Who are you voting for, and why?

IScreamMyWhispers said...

Scream or whisper?

GLITTERGIRL said...

why is the column called rainy day woman?

what cartoon character do you relate most to?

what is your most embarassing moment?

does size matter?

are farts funny?

who pissed you off last?

who pissed you off the most?

what could you not forgive?

are you afraid of death?

what is your favorite flavor of popsicle?

what smell reminds you of home?

Satan said...

here are my questions

does anyone remember that obrien used to actually respond to comments people left on her blog

and

who should win

Glass Houses said...

What are your thoughts on Roy Orbison?

What ever happened to Paul Harvey?

Do you think animals are humanistic, or that humans are animalistic?

How do you feel about cowboys?

If you could put a dildo on any kitchen utensil, which would it be and why? (My personal choice would be a whisk, but I don't want to taint your judgement.)

*And anybody who has worn a tie and had a gorgeous woman drag them in for a hot heavy kiss knows the social implication of ties.

Doug said...

How do I get an agent to pay attention to me?

josh williams said...

There are no stupid questions as the saying goes, how many stupid answers are there?

~ said...

I considered myself (fortunate) to have made it onto your list of blog buddies.
How do you decide who to add?
Do you feel like you should add someone bc they added you?
Do you ever go back and delete a link?
Do you have any clue how many blogs you are (linked) on?
Why do you have me linked?

Jarvis Rockhall said...

Why do so many countries in Asia have 'Stan' at the end of their name?

And just who is this 'Stan' anyway?

Also... why isn't New York (US) twinned with York (UK)? It would be such a cute thing to do, you know?

Libby Spencer said...

Boxers or briefs?

What is the point of speedos? And why did they give that silly swimsuit such a stupid name?

Does circumcision matter?

Why did the ruby lie?

Why do I always remember the nightmares but so often forget the dreams?

What is the American dream anyway?

Why didn't they name bluets, star grass. It's so much more descriptive of the flower.

How the hell did Noah fit all those animals on a 40 cubit boat and how long do you think it took to shovel the shit out of the elephant's stalls?

Has anyone ever successfully completed every position in the Kama Sutra?

Can you tell that I drooled over the picture of Lipp before I asked any of these questions?