Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Sucky floor


Yes, this is a photo of my boobs that I am posting in order to amass lascivious comments that will feed my pathetic self esteem. When all of you look at this pic, you will see my boobs. But all I see when I view it is my horrible effing bathroom floor. It is indescribable. I cannot believe I must share a house with it. The floor was the top-of-the-line back in 1967 and the quality of it is such that it will remain long after they drop the bomb. It's just so effing ugly.

Help.


The installation of the old floor was so solid, it is nearly impossible to uninstall. Hence, when we eventually do get a new floor, we will likely have it installed over the old floor. So the old floor will be there even when it's gone.


It's like a devil floor.


I am not embarrassed by my boobs or the shirt my kid tie-dyed for me. This is precisely what everyone sees as I walk down the street, listening to my iPod (and yes, I am wearing a foundation garment, but as you can seem my nipples are indifferent to this). So why I cut off my head in this pic? I guess the devil floor made me do it.


Dumb devil floor.

39 comments:

whitenoise said...

Actually, I kinda like the floor. And, retro is cool. Add some vintage '60s fixtures, and you're groovy, baby...

(Hey, and the boobs ain't bad, either...) ;-)

Anonymous said...

needs a pearl necklace ;)

Steve said...

From being introduced to your blog by the inestimable Phil Plait just this morning (okay, I was catching up on his musings after a week away), to this most pleasing of displays. I love the internet. Without wishing to appear forward, your claim to possess magnificent breasts (Ode to Housewife) was in no way an exaggeration. Treat your self esteem to a slap up meal, maybe a little wine, candlelight optional. ;-)

Steve said...

What's wrong with the floor? Looks cool to me. Saw a similar floor in a House & Design mag. Loved it, love your floor. And the boobs look great as well.

ajooja said...

The floor looks good from a distance.

I'm not a boob man, but "nice tits." :)

Nin Andrews said...

Looks good to me too. I had some lady call me once and do a survey on boobs . . . Okay, it wasn't just on boobs. But I learned then that the national average is 34 B, just in case you wondered . . .

Dan said...

Whoa! Turkey's done!

We had the same floor in my elementary school bathroom. I really didn't pay much attention to it. But, I will say, it looks as though my elementary school bathroom was considerably warmer than your bathroom.

Perhaps you should get a space heater or something.

Zandermann said...

If you really want to get rid of the floor, I suggest 3 hyperactive four-year-old boys and 2 incontinent Chihuahuas...they'll take care of it for you.

But I don't see anything wrong with *anything* in that picture

Ken Houghton said...

We have the same floor. Planning to replace it only because it's likely rather older than yours, and pieces have fallen down/broken.

If you replace it, you're be able to see the dirt easier.

Jim Winter said...

Ah! Erin's boobs. Even though I can't leave my desk now, the day will go by a little faster.

The Devil says hello, babe.

Badger said...

That floor gives me a stiffie.

Claymore said...

I'm sorry, there's a floor there?

Like Steve, I found my way here via Phil Plait, and I'm glad I did.

sleepydog said...

I am too much of a gentleman to make a lascivious comment about your luscious, beautiful delicious breasts. Nope, not gonna do it.

PS: It is difficult to type one handed.

Jen said...

Thanks a lot, Erin! I have 32As. Now my self esteem needs a boost. WAHHHH!!!

:D

Norm said...

I sympathize, with the floor thing. When we bought this house we found the bathrooms had Pergo floors. PERGO! You're not supposed to use Pergo in high-moisture situations. Perhaps the previous owners didn't bathe. I've got to do something about that soon or I'll have a rot problem. Probably already do. Jeeze.

P.S. Outstanding breasts, O'Brien. I understand you grew them yourself? Excellent work.

Jesus Toast said...

Hey, you have 2 nice boobs.

Hal said...

In re the floor - I don't think it's that bad. I have seen worse. Much worse.

In re, your breasts - I most definitely have not seen worse.

It isn't safe to drive with your high beams on, though. You might blind somebody.

Hal said...

Wait a minute, my boob comment came out WAAAAAAAAAY wrong.

I meant to say: "I most definitely have not seen BETTER!"

My admonition about driving with your high beams on stands, however.

Sorry for the momentary, and quite accidental slag on your boobies. I'm going to say ten Hail Mary's as penance, and I'm not even Catholic.

n said...

primo boosoms.
Hey new grout will freshen up the old tile.
love nadina also known for primo boobs

Anonymous said...

We're supposed to be talking about the floor?

~DogsDontPurr

sxKitten said...

I like the floor, what I can see of it. It's better than my harvest gold and avocado lino. And I'm deeply envious of the way you fill out your shirt.

Anonymous said...

As a life-long nipple afficianado, I hereby nominate you for the "NIPPLES-OF-THE-YEAR" award. Holy shit... They even fight their way past "undergarments!" Now THAT'S a pair of NIPPLES!!!

Warren

Erin O'Brien said...

People.

I don't know where to begin. I just read all your comments and my eyes are tearing with laughter.

You are all brilliant and funny and sexy and I love interacting with you on this strange thing known as the Internet.

I will be back full time on Friday.

EBEZP said...

WHAT FLOOR?

~d said...

(meow)

Carol said...

Damn girl. . . even if I was straight that pic would make me hot. . .

Bobby Farouk said...

Okay, so now I've seen your nipples. Or at least the impression of your nipples on your shirt. Tonight I will have a dream of riding on an open-top bus in London while you and Oprah have an argument about the quality of the magazines I'm reading. Oprah will turn to me and say, I'm right am I not? And I will say to Oprah, Well I wish you were right but I have to go with Erin because I've seen her nipples. And Oprah will say, That was just an impression. So I will say, I think I got the right idea.

jamwall said...

i said a long time ago that you've got a nice rack and everybody was all "oh my god! he said rack!"

Dan said...

Oh... Friday. What the hell are you doing? Bowling? I mean, Cleveland's not that happening of a town --even for a girl with a stupendous rack and a low alcohol tolerance.

Oh well... I guess there's always YouTube.

Jim Winter said...

The Devil would like a hug.

Carla said...

Erin, only you could turn boobs and a bathroom floor into a riveting piece. Well done! And nice rack.

Doug said...

Yes, yes, AWESOME nipples, just what I would expect from you, O'Brien :)

Now come visit me at my place. You'll enjoy the post I wrote today.

Hockey Dad said...

Nice rack!

The floor. Oh yeah. Looks like the tile floor in the bathroom in my college dorm.

Anonymous said...

ooutstanding!

nate said...

You know, the second thing I noticed was the floor, because my bathroom has the same thing. The first thing I noticed was your totally hot nipples.

Erin-Go-Braghless said...

If a shot of boobs is all it took to amass comments, I would have done it long ago...Oh well. Hindsight is always 20/20, right?

Ben sent me, BTW

Hugs from Texas!

Tim G said...

The floor looks exactly like the one in my grandmother's bathroom.

You have a nicer rack than she does, though.

Trée said...

Nice tits Erin.

Perry said...

Since you hate photoshop:

http://homepage.mac.com/perryy/test/Resources/otaataas.jpg


hee hee