Monday, March 12, 2007

Twenty words

The ape defecates in the east.
The nun prays in the west.
The ruby upon your palm is a lie.

10 comments:

Erin O'Brien said...

Just tolerate the weird Erin once in a while, okay?

Dean said...

That explains the weird smell when I drive east.

Toby said...

And that weird buzz sound when I go west.

josh williams said...

A monkey and a nun were sitting at a bar and in walked who but....ah thats an old one. nevermind.

sombrero11 said...

1 box of diapers, a tin cup and a fez for the ape. Add a little organ music and you've got yourself a nice little moneymaker.

The nun worries about everyone else's soul to avoid confronting the emptiness in hers. Do something scandalous. It will only take a few minutes of your time, but will keep her occupied for months.

On its own, the ruby is a lie. But find another one and clack them together, then you will realize that you had the power to go home all along.

There, all your problems solved. No need to thank me, the bill is already in the mail.

Renee Somebody said...

I love the weird Erin, the mischeveous Erin, the random Erin, and especially the naked Erin ;) I just love ya, baby!
And hopefully my raffle entry and post pimping you will happen in the next 24 hours...

Erin O'Brien said...

Dean and Toby: Are you two in the same car?

Josh: You were the monkey and I was the nun. Or was it the other way around?

S11: You are worth every cent of it.

Renee: **thanks**

Hal said...

Weird Erin RAWKS!!!

Erin O'Brien said...

Hal: I interpret this comment to mean that you are receiving my transmission. In which case, you are by now in the most interior part of your abode with three days worth of supplies.

I know it seems strange, but you'll thank me when the attack is over.

erf.

The Fool said...

Myoe, Basho, and Saigyo would have appreciated this.

Have a great day!