Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Stupid things I own, vol. 10

33 comments:

Mone said...

Her butt wouldnt be that fat if she had eaten more CAMPELLS TOMATO SOUP!!!

LOL

sleepydog said...

Hubba Hubba.

That's all I have to say about that.

Elisson said...

What is up wit' dat psycho soup can, anyways?

CHIC-HANDSOME said...

good picture

Aliecat said...

Dude, how do you get one of those soup cans? Rad!

n said...

better read the book..which by the way I will be reading on holiday in berhhhh Edmonton.
happy holidays
kisses

~d said...

For You!
Merry, Merry!

~d said...

Whoopsie! meant to leave this!
SMOOCH!

Zen Wizard said...

Yeah, that is pretty stupid.

You actually gave somebody US CURRENCY for that, or did you get it as a gambling debt? You probably should have broken the guy's kneecaps. At least that would have been good practice in collections.

Normally I would say the polite thing, which is "Save it and it might be valuable someday."

But Santa said I had better not tell a lie, because I have used up all my "naughty points."

So, the awful truth is, even if that artifact was the last surviving evidence of human life after a nuclear holocaust, the extraterrestrials who found it would think it was stupid.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Erin.

Anonymous said...

She's shakin salt and pepper

Anonymous said...

Judith is a funny name

Satan said...

i have new products available in my catalog just in time for xmas

stop by and shop

i need to borrow that soup can for my catalog

Satan said...

mother effing comment moderation

Brookelina said...

How dare you call that stupid! That's a fine piece of....wait..is that a kitten?

Dean said...

That might be one of the weirdest things I've seen in my forty-mumble years on the planet. On the surface, it's just a little statue, but once you really start looking at it, it's weird as hell. Why is this woman wearing a bathing suit and blue socks? Whose cat is that? Is it, in fact, a cat, or is it a flat-faced baby alligator painted yellow? If this woman is going swimming, why is she wearing socks and jewelry?

The most important question, though, is what the eff is that thing on her head? Is it some sort of cult hat, the sort of thing a stripper at a Shriners beer blowout would wear, or is she in fact an alien and her enlarged baby-shit yellow brain is swelling out of her head?

This is one disturbing statue. I don't know if I can sleep at night now.

Mone said...

I have some running around to do. Just stopped by to say Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones :)

Winters said...

A trinket sculpted with a tool of pure love, Madame.

Anonymous said...

Boom, chicka, boom, chicka, boom, boom, BOOM!

Anonymous said...

I like how there are flowers on her boobs and whohaa.

Anonymous said...

to quote the world famous lyrical genius L'il Kim: "this junk in the trunk ain't made for chumps" uh.

jamwall said...

salt and pepper shaker?

i like shakers...IN MY PANTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think you should change the title of this series to

Fucking Cool Things I Own!

Stephanie Powers said...

All the same old bloggers - nice to see you have such a following. Please see my note on last entry. Love you!

~d said...

SHE SAID
WHOHAA

Mind you I spell it:
Hoo-ha

But the nurse up there, said that!

PDD said...

She kind of reminds me of Millie Mermaid. I'll have to post Millie Mermaid soon.

Renee Somebody said...

Sweet Erin-
I know I made you sad by not giving up the bra. Maybe I can redeem myself a tiny bit... Come tell me a dirty story!
This is an open invitation to anyone else who wants to participate, as well ;)
Have a joyous holiday,
Renee

Doug said...

Renee, you beat me to it! I was just about to hype your Global Orgasm Day post here, too.

And Erin, that gal in the blue bathing suit? I'd do her.

Erin O'Brien said...

Hey everybody. I am up to my ass in xmas. But just wanted to tell you that the sexy lady herein was a bday gift my (then 7-year-old) daughter bought for my husband at the dollar store. It's a ceramic bank.

He keeps in on his dresser.

Thanks for all the links and joy joy joy to all--luvya, e.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the dollar store. Happy stuff to you and yours.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the dollar store. Happy stuff to you and yours.

Anonymous said...

Put it on e-bay and make some good money.

Hal said...

More cushion for the pushin'