Thursday, November 16, 2006

Flamingo lunch lady handstand on keg update #1

Per yesterday's post, the good Waterboy from Massachusetts has submitted his rendition of the "Keg Stand."



And Flamingo has forwarded yet another lovely shot of his lunchlady creation if anyone wanted a more complete photo to deface in his (her?) honor:

8 comments:

FLAMINGO1 said...

Clearly everyone has been scarred by this photo and struck mute.

Shit, I thought I was pretty damn sexy. I wore sensible shoes and everything.

I did not go "commando" under my smock; the depiction including boxers was pretty accurate.

I bought a 40 D bra to wear under this thing and it was way too small. How do you women walk around in those things. I couldn't breathe. You should be delighted when we offer to release those babies for you!

P.S. Do you think it may have scarred my 15 year old daughter when I took her shopping to buy me a bra? She helped me pick it out. I'm thinking that I might want to sign her up for some therapy SOON.

Toby said...

I'm up at this late hour of 7:14 and omg, or is that OMG, Flamingo has no balls!??

Why am I reminded of Ms. Ballbricker, from porkys? She was clearly a gym teacher.

Zen Wizard said...

The Lunch Lady is scarier than her glow-in-the-dark meatloaf, which is no small feat.

FLAMINGO1 said...

It was an accurate depiction. I have no balls.

I was impressed with the amount of hair that this artist supplied. I can only dream about having such full locks.

Loops O'Fury said...

THAT is a great costume. I chuckled out load.

Those are some crazy psychedelic arms on that kegstand. There's gotta be more than just beer in that thing...

Mone said...

There is more than beer in that one, I'm sure.
Look at the detail drawing, even lunchladys titts are hangin in the rigth direction!!!

Erin O'Brien said...

I can't decide what my favorite part of the outfit is. There's the shoes. And the gloves. But then we have the hairnet. It's all so ... so ... so ... je ne sais pas.

Toby and Zen, sorry to have frightened you. I suppose at this point, however, you ought to be prepared for anything when you log onto the owner's manual.

Loops and Mone, there is more than beer in there. I know. I poured some over my cereal for breakfast. And that was at 5 a.m. Woot! I'm ready for anything now!!

~d said...

THIS is a great way to start my Friday!
I am...
ummm,
beside myself.
(see me? over there?)
I think I shall go see if there is a spot in the nest for me...