Monday, September 25, 2006

Please bring beer

Having finished painting my toenails, I had little else to do save one of my myriad acts of random kindness. I thought I'd try and find Josh Williams a date.

Ever try to find a date for a guy holding a dead fish and a whistle?

I couldn't do one thing with him. So I just decided to go over there myself. Anyway, that's where I am if you're looking for me, so come on over. And bring some beer or something.

Thanks,

Erin

19 comments:

jamwall said...

i'll bring something...

JBoombostick said...

Ill bring a tater

Toby said...

I drank all the beer. Sorry Josh.

josh williams said...

I don't know why in the hell I bought the whistle but its turned out to be fun!

Erin O'Brien said...

Jam: Cowbell, please.

Bostick: With ketchup, please.

Toby: Buy more, please.

Josh: Be a nice boy and give that whistle to mama, please.

Chris "Chickenwing" Quigley said...

What kind of beer shall I bring you Mistress O'Brien? (Please Note: Anything with "Lite" or "Light" in it's name does not qualify as "Beer")

Bugwit said...

I'm with Dog. I want something with the word 'heavy' in it. Hefe Weizen is close.

Erin O'Brien said...

sleepy and bug: I will drink whatever you boys set in front of me, but that Hefe Weizen isn't related to Hugh Hefner, now is it?

Helen Mansfield said...

Wow. Dead fish AND a whistle?!?!
A guy with those attributes and I'm married! Shucks.

Snatch the dead fish from my hand Grasshopper and you will find enlightenment. Or, have a really stinky hand.

He probably stole the whistle from some gal who freaked out at the whole "Hey baby, wanna dead fish" pick-up line. He got her rape whistle, but not her mace. Fsssh! Ouchy!

Bugwit said...

Erin: No. Hefe Weizen is still capable of getting head.

josh williams said...

Hefe Weizen is a summer ale by God and Guiness is lower in calories than Mich light. I a reformed brewer know this from experience and this has also taught me wheat beers can cause irriatible bowels...No shit! JWW... Dang gots to get back to my blog to see what you have been doing over there! Oh! Helen, I have my grandfathers duck call! Come on over my sweet!

mushroom said...

Wheat beers give me the vomits....shall i bring that over?

Erin O'Brien said...

Helen: I know. That "wanna dead fish" line sinks me every goddamn time. You'd think I'd be wise to it by now.

Bug: Baby, with Viagra Falls, anything is possible.

JW: I look away for ONE EFFING SECOND and you're putting the make on Helen. Gimme back that fish!

Mush: Thanks for thinking of me, but you go on and keep the vomit. How come you guys know so much about beer?

~d said...

~d heart Erin

Roxi said...

erin.. you know all you had to do was ask me honey..

Libby Spencer said...

Excuse me but could you direct me to the sign up sheet for a date with Josh. I'm not one to hold a dead fish against a guy and I could really use a date....

Toby said...

I can't, I drank all the beer. There is no more.

Toby said...

I can't, I drank all the beer. There is no more.

JBoombostick said...

Beer??!!