Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Guest blogger ~d

This sexy chick has been hanging around for a day or two. She left a note. Not sure who it's for. You guys read it. Maybe you can figure it out.

Here's an even better idea. Leave a comment and I'll bet you'll get a response.


"He doesn't know where I am," she said as she took a Xanax. "I mean, I guess he could figure it out-all he has to do is look!"
She took a swallow from the bottled water. Her friend plumped up the pillows and rested back against them. She moved slowly, like a dance, arms and hands twisted above her head. She sang,

"This one goes out to the one I love
This one goes out to the one I've left behind
A simple prop to occupy my time
This one goes out to the one I love..."

She was 80's through and through-and she danced her way over to the cheap (but effective) drapes. Smiling coyly, she dry swallowed another small pill. "Keeps the sunlight out," She said over her shoulder as she yanked the left side closed. She sang off key-and loudly. She pulled the right side of the drapes over. She spun around and focused on the man in her bed. The man propped up by several hotel pillows, the man who had come to town just to see her. Her old friend. She flopped on the bed. Her head even with his waist. She was silently second guessing that second Xanax. She tugged at his belt and sang,

"Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it' on one..."

"What about him?" He adjusted himself; he adjusted the pillows; he reached out and touched her face.

"What about him?" she countered. She rolled onto her back and pushed herself up-so that she lay curled on his left side. She twisted a piece of hair and softly spoke the Nirvana lyrics she loved,

"One baby to another says -
I'm lucky to have met you
I don't care what you think
Unless it is about me..."

She tilted her head up and smiled at him. No need for him to feel any guilt. She rolled on top of him and closed her eyes. She let her imagination control her actions-her being. He thought he heard her singing,

"...the two of us together again
but it's just the same
a stupid game..."


Henri Banks said...

O oh do we have a REM fan here?

~d said...

G'mornin Henri Nice catch on the REM!

bebe said...

i find it truly remarkable how you see and interprete states of mind

Erin O'Brien said...

See? I knew you guys would figger it out. I read it and just got all hot and bothered.

Sorry about word verification, but the spam has been horrible lately.

Thanks to ~d for the great post. I'm off chasing deadlines!

luv 'ya!


~d said...

bebe I should like to 'hear' you expound on that comment. It sounds like quite the compliment, but I haven't had my coffee yet.

ERIN Hey chicka! Big ole SMOOTCH! I will email you later with my H&E update. I am in love with every word I read! (P.S. Cute pix-think we can convince 'them' its me?!)

Dean said...

I sometimes find music prompts me to write, or puts ideas in my head. I should give in more often, perhaps.

I like your lil' foot-tattoo. Cute n' sexy. yes, I realize it's not permanent. All the sexier.

jmeped said...

Great story, you had me for a sec when I thought you were telling stories of yesteryear, but then again xanax? hasn't been around that long. Cute tat.

sleepydog said...

Sleeepydog hearts ~d

You give me mad 80's flashbacks !!

Toby said...

You got me, Tilde.

Blonde Vigilante said...

I'd recognize that gorgeous face anywhere...why that be Tildy. Girl, you have splanin to do. hehehe...have you been up to some naughty business.

Henri Banks said..."

Ooooom ooom !!!

Henri Banks said...

sorry for the chaos ;-)

zorgon said...

Bot and Hothered. Indeed!!!

*hums "Shiny Happy People"*

Anonymous said...

I've seen that FOOT before.
I think that FOOT is following me.
I wonder whose FOOT that could be.
That FOOT is not Micheal Stipe's FOOT.

Another choice piece of wordsmithery, dude.

Vince said...

Feet are taken for granted man. The tops of feet can retain baby soft skin well into old age. And feet act as flippers when in the water.

Anonymous said...

Vince, you're so right dude. And we're only scatching the surface there.

Toby said...

Them old Chinese customs of binding the feet kept the foots sensual too.

Bugwit Homilies said...

Erin: I'm in love with your guest writer! Even though she calls me names. ;-)

You say I'm a dreamer
We're two of a kind
Both of us searching for some perfect world
We know we'll never find

~d said...

dean I have to have to have to have music! Thank you abt the foot tat. It is permanent. (Maybe not not 'sexier', but I'll take sexy)

jumped good catch! And thank you abt the story!!

sleepydog mad flashbacks, huh? Cool.

Toby I got you, now if I only had a nice little place to KEEP you.

BV Of course I have NOT been naughty! Jeez!

Henri I am a closet fan of your photos. Josie sent me to you in mid July when you were on vacation.

Zorgon I will see your Shiny Happy People and raise you one Rock Lobster!

Winters duuudddee. ~d heart winters.

Toby you have no clue how sensual MY FEET are! You have no clue what I can do with them, also!

Bugwit Do I call you names?! Check this! thank you for the lyrics, too! ~d heart Bug

~d said...

HOLY CRAP! Henri! You are too talented for me! Heh heh heh! BIG, big kiss!

Last Girl On Earth said...

I for one don't know who your guest blogger is, but I was drawn in from the minute I started reading. Good stuff!

Bugwit Homilies said...

Tilde: Those are some serious lyrics! You can stick to calling me names.

~d said...

last girl on earth hi! I'm ~d. (smile!)

bugwit Dude, Joan Armatrading rocks! *glad you (umm) liked them!*

Jozee said...

WoW! Lots of magic over here!

Farm Girl said...

~d - thanks for letting me know you were over here. That whole hotel thing had me worried for a minute...... minus the xanax of course.

I hear Toby likes to be chained to the water heater in his basement. Seems like some perverted thing to me.

~d said...

JWOTPC You can do magic! You can have anything that you desire!

les Hmmm. Tell me more about the chained to the water heater. And thank you for coming to visit me here!

Bugwit Homilies said...

Tildy: I liked the lyrics, but don't want to *be* the lyrics. I don't know what you've heard, but pain hurts.

Farm Girl said...

~d - I don't really have all the details but I have heard him refer to this previously. Maybe he only likes it the other way around, he does the chaining..... I don't know.

~d said...

Bugwit the joan armatrading-or the freaks come out night? And I am very lucky to have not umm, felt physical pain.

les now we're back on the train, back on the chain gang

Farm Girl said...

~d - chains and gangs? Yikes, this could get tricky. I hope you are planning on bringing protection.

~d said...

les I so totally heart you!

Farm Girl said...

~d - I totally heart you too sweetie. It is too bad you are so far away!!! I'm thinking we'd be dangerous together. Care for a Tangueray and Tonic? I just made a new one....

Helen Mansfield said...

Oooh. Even if that were a temporary tat, that's cool-ass.

Tits McGee said...

~d unmasked!

I'm all a-quiver.

gretchenhr said...

Hmmm...That voice sounds familiar, but I just can't put my finger on it. The face, the tattoo, I know I've seen them before!

Congrats, gurl.

Toby said...

I'm not into being tied up in any fashion.

~d said...

les O'Doul's Amber. I am this stuipd WITHout alcohol. You don't EVEN want to see me ON alcohol. I like the sticky green stuff, though.

Helen Hiya chicka. Its real. The tat. HEART!

tits Erin and I 'agreed' we could pass that chick off for me. (is all a-quiver a good thing?)

GR yeah-that voice sounds like the same one that taught your kids Bread and Baloney! HHHeeeaaatrrrttt

Toby well, les gave me (us?) the impression that you like to CHAIN people to your (water heater?) I can honestly say I have never been chained to a water heater. There is NOT MUCH I haven't at least tried...
~d heart toby.

Farm Girl said...

~d - green stuff? Absinthe?

Toby said...

The chaining of hotties to the water heater is an old joke from a website/forum I used to visit long ago. Contrary to popular belief I do not chain anyone to anything unless they really beg me first.

Les, sticky green stuff is weed.

~d said...

les Absinthe is not something I would quickly turn down wither...

toby Well-Erin has posted my mug, if you can put me in a 'hottie' category I will effing gt on my knees and beg. Never been chained to a water heater-by an aborigne.
I will be optomistic abt my 'hottie' status and start practicing begging.

I a'int too proud to beg, sweet darlin

Dean said...

~d, you got a Southern accent, tattoed feet, and you ain't too proud to beg.

If that isn't hot...

Erin O'Brien said...


Horror of horrors! You guys don't even need me to have a good time!



A million thanks to the gorgeous ~tilde for taking care of all of you while I was off playing with myself. Looks like she did as good a job as me, only better.

Luv 'ya,


~d said...

Erin, erin, erin...
This was a wonderful-HI light! Of my blogging-ness. I thank you from the tips of my toes to the tip of my nose!
Oh, and YES I will totally take you up on 'running' my place-as long as you can walk me thru adding photos in the right place...hahaha.
You look at your schedule-my kids go back to school TOMORROW!
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