Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Gift


I received the gifts shown above in the mail the other day. They included: an "Over the Hedge" Pez dispenser, extra Pez refills, two bars of Trader Joe's Tea Tree Oil Soap, and a package of plastic dinner rolls. The egg thing and soup can were not part of the gift.

People send me any number of things. Some are polite and some are not so polite. Whatever the case, this is easily the most inventive and unusual gift to date. To the blogger who sent these items, thanks. They are exactly what I needed. Whether or not you choose to reveal your identity is up to you.

I love you effers.

Erin

18 comments:

Bugwit Homilies said...

Frist!

I have a present for you, too, but I can't mail it.

Toby said...

Bug, Lorena Bobbit could help you with that.

jmeped said...

OOooh, now I want to send you weird crap!

Jozee said...

Nice booty!

Anonymous said...

Oops! I sent you the wrong gift pack. Sorry, I was in a hurry...

You were supposed to get the pink skunk Pez dispenser.

I got the same gift pack for me, except I got the Nascar Pez dispenser...

--Eyeball

Roxi said...

thats some sweet ass shit...

how can I get people to mail me stuff?

~d said...

Damn-ass. I want to send ppl weird shit too. I wonder who else has an snail mail addy? (soup can!)

winters said...

Erin.
I have something for you to collect.

I have so many innuedos wanting to burst forth that I can't possibly comment further.

Dean said...

Ok, a Pez dispenser I can fathom. Although I never quite got Pez. Trader Joe's I love. I have some Trader Joe's liquid hand soap upstairs in my bathroom.

I am trying to determine what occasion requires a gift of artificial bread products. Is that, what, the third anniversary? (Paper, Tin, Fake Buns...).

~d said...

Winters: do they want to erupt?

Erin O'Brien said...

Bug: In that case, I shall muse endlessly over what it is while my fingertips wander.

Toby: That, darling, was the blog comment equievalent of a cold shower if there ever was one.

Jm: Weird crap rules!

Jozee: Thank you. Yours is pretty cute too, baby.

Anon: No worries, the RJ dispenser is just fine. But--oh man--there's a Nascar one too!!??

Roxy: Let's just say I treat the mail as a two-way street.

*winters* Hello darling. I collected it before I got this missive. I am still recovering, although I don't think I'll ever be the same. How can I thank you? Really, how can I possibly thank you?

Cochrane, must I explain everything to you? I will serve the artificial bread to my imaginary friends after seventeen glasses of Wild Irish Rose wine. That much should be obvious. Sheesh!

~d: What did you and I do to deserve a gift like Winters? *sigh*

And as you probably guessed, I love hearing from you effers. So if anyone else wants to contact me, Here's the info.

Denny Shane said...

Normally, I would admit to sending you this pkg, but you know I would be lying because of that ummmmm "thing" in the picture. Yes, I have decided not even to look at pictures that have that ummm "thing" in them. ;)

Blonde Vigilante said...

I love Pez. I always get it in my stocking at Christmas.

Jozee said...

Hey Erin,
I got the gift pack with the pink skunk today. Maybe your imaginary friends want to come over and have dinner with my imaginary friends.

My mom used to put Wild irish Rose in her spaghetti sauce. C'mon over we'll talk about it.

Bugwit Homilies said...

Erin: What more could I ask? Damn! I love wandering, musing fingers!

sleepydog said...

Forget the Pez, I want fake bread !!

Erin O'Brien said...

Denny: Even if said photo included that which cannot be named and a naked lady?

BV: I once got a dildo in my stocking. It did not dispense candy.

Jozee: Wild Irish Rose in spaghetti sauce. This, I like. Hey! We can toss up a batch when I come over. I'll bring my flashlight and sleeping bag. And fake cupcakes for after the rosy spaghetti.

Bug: We love satisfied customers here at the Owner's Manual.

Sleepy: You can come to the party over at Jozee's!

Jozee said...

Haha you're on. I saw some cool crocheted chocolates in the Flickr craft pool yesterday. Maybe we can get some of those too!