"The clitoris has deep roots and may in fact change in size and slightly change in location as hormone levels fluctuate throughout a woman's life."Anyone want to take a guess where mine's hanging out these days?
Quote source: Wikipedia. Brought to my attention by Josh Williams, with whom I am deeply in love.
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Same love here Erin. Funny thing is when I looked it up on Wiki at the very bottom was a lone sentence fragment that (I swear to beer) went a little something like this..." so sexy makes me horny and want to F@#$' no punctuation just this lone fragment that has since been erased. I am not crazy it was really there?
Your's is in Ohio.
Hi.
Next door?
Wherever it wants to be.
If the photo is a clue, then it's on the ceiling of what appears to be a shower.
Tell us! Tell us!!
I thought clitoris discussions made you blush.
And my guess is Pennsylvania.
Ah, Mulva?
My word.
The similarities with the penis are uncanny.
I wouldn't want to guess. I'm far too repressed to even imagine such a thing...
Let us consider the evidence.
O'Brien holding up a finger. But it is not in the traditional sense of a pointer, as her remaining fingers are held flat against her palm. The gesture thus suggests a schoolteacher holding up a finger for silence.
The tilt of the head suggests that demonstration is in the offing. Mrs. Pack used to adopt that identical pose when she was about to demonstrate the proper use of fractions. The schoolteacherly effect is enhanced by O'Brien's severe hairstyle.
The purple sweater, with its decidedly labial (or is it vulvular? I get so confused sometimes) roll collar, further suggests that any demonstration will be of an intimate nature. People don't go around wearing purple sweaters for just any old reason. Whenever you see a purple sweater, some form of sex is in the offing.
From the position of the aforementioned vulvular roll collar, we can use advanced forensics (this method is also sometimes called the 'bovine excreta method') and determine that O'Brien's left hand is 6-8" below her navel.
Conclusion: O'Brien's clitoris is right where it ought to be, which should cause all of Cleveland to breath a sigh of relief. God knows what would happen if that little sucker got loose.
Conclusion:
I was going to make a cute comment...but it slipped my mind.
And it was right on the tip of my tongue!
Her pinki is raised in the cropped photo, which clearly indicates her G Spot is on the big island chillin.
Thanks Erin you good people. I had more visitors today than I have for ages. I think most of my visitors were confused and left in great haste.I'd do the same but I am emprisoned in this wall of skin, it is my own so it is here where I will keep house...and stuff.
okay i didnt watch the wiki sofar but i start lookin for my clit and ...and i cant find it!!
Hmmm your eyes what hapend with your eyes did you cry? :-O
You are all so funny. So, so funny. Thanks.
I have a few friends who are seeking their long lost foreskins....
i would say your clitoris is residing somewhere in the greater cleveland area.
definately south of lake erie.
I guess you're slingin' about 3 inches of womanmeat.
um. i kind of like where mine is right now, actually. is it really going to move?
I have checked the lost and found here at work. Unless your clitoris looks a great deal like an umbrella or a baby stroller missing a wheel, I cannot help you.
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