Welcome guest blogger Toby Speeks. Don't believe Toby speaks? Believe this. The luscious Toby has plenty of things here for you bloggers to talk about while I'm chasing deadlines. (I'll be back next week.)
Well then, luvs, here is Toby:
I've never been a guest poster before. Erin asked me to do this last night and I was floored. I only wish I could have come up with something more entertaining.
First off, a funny:
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Today is my last day of work for two whole weeks.
It's been along time since I've taken two weeks off at one time. I have no concrete plans, but I will probably go see my brother for a while and I am thinking about going out east for a few days. We'll see. Where ever I go I will have my laptop with me.
My dream from last night:
I was traveling in a train at a high rate of speed on a city street when I came upon a steep downhill slope. I became airborne for a bit. When I landed, there was a farm tractor towing a long wagon making a turn from a side street in front of me onto the street I was barreling down heading in the same direction as me. I swerved to the left, but still side swiped it and became entangled with it. The next thing I new, the train and the tractor and wagon were crashing into a body of water and everything came to an immediate stand still.
My neck hurt when I woke up this morning.
What do you think?
I had a friend who adopted animal rights as a personal cause.
She dropped all friends who ate meat, saying they condoned cruelty to animals. I argued that I think it's possible to give an animal a good life right up to the time you make it part of your dinner. My friend did not buy this argument, and I haven't seen her since.
My virginity lost (Erin's idea):
I was 13, she was 15. She was my best friend's older sister. I shot her in the tit with a pellet gun. We were having a "BB gun war." I think it turned her on. She showed me her tit, I think it turned me on. I know it turned me on. That night she got me drunk on Yukon Jack and took advantage of me. I had no arguments.