Wednesday, April 26, 2006

stupid things I own, vol. five

18 comments:

Mone said...

What are those feet for? Soupdance anybody?

Denny Shane said...

Those big toes sure look like they are in a position for some kinky insertions somewhere.

I don't have a clue what the tomato soup can is for though.

Denny Shane said...

oh, forgot... the little holes on top... after you've inserted the toes do you blow into the holes for added effect?

Toby said...

S&P shakers?

Bill Fitzgerald said...

I am going with salt and pepper shakers also although usually the salt shaker has larger or more holes. The owner of these probably likes her pepper just as much as her salt, and I think that clinches it.

Denny Shane said...

oh sure guys... say salt and peppers shakers so it appears that I am the only perve here huh?

Shadiva said...

If they are salt & pepper shakers...why feet? I mean, normally, I don't want feet anywhere near my food.

Maybe that's just me.

Zen Wizard said...

I would get mixed up and put Dr. Scholl's® Odor Destroyers Shoe Shot® Deodorant Powder on my eggs; and mescaline in my soup.

Or something...

Erin O'Brien said...

Salt and Pepper shakers soupdancing with the Tomato. Yes! that's it!

And I hope a certain blogger comes forth with more on the story.

Shadiva, my dad used to eat pig's feet.

Denny, do not feel alone. There is always more than one perv here at the Owner's Manual.

Zen, pass the soup, please.

Roxi said...

um.. I like clipings in my soup.. how about you?

PDD said...

HA! I love those Erin!! That's fabulous!

Last night, half in the bag, taking a smoke break from Denny's reading, I thought I wonder when Erin will post her silly things I own? Really, I did, and I am glad to find that you have more silly things. But they're really fantastic!

jamwall said...

can i suck your plastic toes?

Le Chitelier said...

Oooo! Chopstick holders!

zanytwo said...

I want to paint the nails a different color!!

Denny - the soup can always makes the pics, don't ya remember :-)

ing said...

Erin, are you pretending those are salt-and-pepper shakers so that we will not know that those are your true prosthetic feet which you attach to your ankle-stumps by inserting the double metal prongs protruding from each stump into the holes in the feet?

Because, I won't tell a soul, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, you have a really nice can!

Denny Shane said...

it does sound familiar there zanytwo, but why?

josh williams said...

I had a used pair that was given to me as a gift a dozenish years ago. I regifted to my sister two Christmas's ago, she loved them. You are very lucky to have such nice feet.

Stephanie Powers said...

I particularly loved the zen wizard comment. My kind of gal.